12/08/2026
Ooh look at me going all arty with a photo making a salad and some videos. Oscar worthy my videography skills are not. Luckily I didn’t enter this game to create content, but here. We. Are. Lucky us
Alas, let’s take a closer look at this month’s bistro and early dinner set menu main course shall we?
Both absolute legends in the bistro world, albeit from differing countries. The bistro Messi & Ronaldo if you will.
In the meaty corner we have ‘chicken cordon bleu’ why it’s called that I don’t know, ridiculous name, if you ask me. But trust, it’s delicious. Black Forrest ham, wrapped in cheese, wrapped in a chicken sarcophagus then coated in bread crumbs and fried until crisp. Served with enough creamed spinach to keep Popeye off yer case for a while
In the Veggie corner, aubergine parm. Grilled and marinated aubergines get sauced up with a delectable tomato number, made with the market leading brand, Mutti (I’m open to sponsorship if anyone wants to get in touch.)We then top it all off with a mix of melty mozzarella, power Parmesan and a good glug of expensive olive oil.
Which ones the best? Well there’s only one way to settle this. FFFIIIIGGHTT. Or you could come and try them both.