10/26/2026
Hot take:
🙅♀️ nobody has ever sat in 4 hours of holiday traffic for the turkey.
I mean, heck, I would sit in 4 hours of traffic to save one from getting eaten, that’s for damn sure.
⭐️👉 Comment “THANKSGIVING” and I’ll send you my free 20-day Vegan Thanksgiving program.
They came for the casseroles.
The stuffing.
The weird little flaky appetizers that vanish 4 minutes after they hit the table.
I’ve catered over 10,000 vegan Thanksgiving dinners, and I watched the same thing happen year after year.
The sides went first.
The roast was the excuse.
The yummy desserts were the reason.
😤 So here are 9 that’ll have your relatives fighting over the last scoop with forks out. Spicy Korean pigs in a blanket, a cheesy corn casserole, pumpkin mac with smoky bacon, a shepherd’s pie with a gravy waterfall, and one cranberry galette to close it all out.
🌱 Not one of ‘em needs a bird to show up.
The free program starts THIS Sunday, Nov 1. You get a new recipe every day for 20 days, plus a free live Prep-Along class, so your whole menu is locked in way before the 26th.
⭐️👉 comment “THANKSGIVING” and I’ll send you the program ASAP
BUT I MUST KNOWWWW: which one of these is hitting your table first, the pigs in a blanket or the shepherd’s pie? Tell me why, tell me sweet little why in the comments.