Cryptid Cafe

08/29/2026

Tomorrow wraps up the last day that we will have Banana Milk! 🍌🐮
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The Bananya here is a Strawberry Sakura Latte with Banana Milk topped with whipped cream. So creamy and delicious. No coffee, no caffeine— light and slightly floral but perfectly fruity. 🍓
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Open 7-1 Fri, Sat, and Sun! 🥯
☎️ • 931-397-7965

08/28/2026

Our hearts go out to Hanna + Ray and everyone else mourning the loss of Mitchell. We will do our part to continue to shine the light of kindness that Mitchell was known for. Love to all of y’all.

View Mitchell Jay Boles's obituary, send flowers, find service dates, and sign the guestbook.

08/28/2026

Our new pastry case gives us a bit more room to fill with even more delicious carbs! 🥹
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Open 7-1 Fri, Sat, and Sun 🤍
☎️ • 931-397-7965

08/24/2026

…thank you, Tompkinsville. 🫠🧡
78 drinks delivered this morning.
Pounce did all the work.
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But for real thanks, y’all. This was our first big delivery to T-Ville, so we appreciate everyone’s patience! We will likely have to split it up a little next time— please reach out if your drink didn’t scratch the itch you were looking for! If it did— well, thanks so dang much for enjoying my stuff!
Love yall!
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08/23/2026

Another beautiful sunny day ahead— perfect for a Sparkling Peach Lemonade! 🤙🍑✨
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Last reminder for delivery on Monday! ☕️💨
Tompkinsville (in town)
Clay Co High School
Celina K8
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MUST have orders in by tonight (Sunday!)
Scheduled Pickups from 7-10!
* CASH ONLY upon delivery!
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Open 7-1 Fri, Sat, and Sun! 🍋
☎️ • 931-397-7965

08/22/2026

🍌King Louie 🦧
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Banana Milk Matcha with Strawberry Cold Foam! 💖
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Our Banana Milk is extremely yummy with Matcha— add Strawberry Cold Foam and you’ll have your friends singing 🎶 I wanna be like yOoOOoOoOu🎵
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Open 7-1 Fri, Sat, and Sun! ☕️✨
☎️ • 931-397-7965

08/21/2026

HEY, TOMPKINSVILLE FOLKS! 🥰
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We will be doing a delivery service up there on Monday, August 24th! How it works:
- Order on the Google Sheet Document we post on the Facebook comments of this post! 📲
- Fill it out (including your location!) 📝
- We will make it Monday morning and mass deliver to the town at around 10am( it is important that you are flexible about the timeframe of your delivery, but we will try to work with you if you have a smaller window.) 🚙💨
- We accept CASH only on Mondays and do not carry change. 💸
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We will also be delivering to Celina K8 and Clay County High School that morning! 🤍
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If you have trouble with the google sheet feel free to comment your order below and I will add it for you. 🙂

08/20/2026

Pastry forecast is looking sweeeeeet this weekend! 🤍
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Open 7-1 Fri, Sat, and Sun! 🫐
☎️ • 931-397-7965
Order online! 📲
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For expedited Friday service message us large orders Thursday night for pickup the next day! 🤙

08/19/2026

We are officially dropping the NEW MENU! 👻
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New items include:
- The Poultry-geist Omelette! 🍗
- The Squatch-wich! 🥓
- New Kids Menu! 🦄
- New Drinks! ☕
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Our website has been updated to hopefully also be more user friendly! Please let me know of any problems you come across when online ordering!
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You will notice that we have made some minor adjustments to the prices of some items (almost exclusively food.) As we all find ourselves living in very tumultuous times in regard to inflation, we have walked that very fine line that small businesses are struggling with right now-- almost everything has increased in price. We do all of our own shopping and selecting our ingredients and do our best to get the highest quality items at the most reasonable cost available. That said we kept it as minimal as possible in an effort to stay as affordable and accessible as we can.