09/04/2026
YES, WE’RE OPEN LABOR DAY!
It’s called Labor Day, but we’re pretty sure you’re not supposed to actually labor. So put down the lawn mower. Ignore the laundry. Step away from the garage. Come to Sarkis instead. We’ll do the cooking. You do the eating. Seems like a fair division of labor.
LABOR DAY • 7 AM–2 PM
No labor required. Pajamas questionable, hunger encouraged.