01/01/2026
Corner Bar is CLOSED on New Year’s Day.
Go recover. Or don’t
Go home. Drink water. Eat something fried.
Apologize to whoever you embarrassed yourself in front of.
Sit in the shame. Let it marinate.
We’ll reopen Friday the 2nd with cold drinks, bad lighting, and the same poor life choices you keep coming back for.
Happy New Year. 🍻🖤