08/28/2026
Nobody you know is getting married?
Your company isn’t hosting a fancy dinner?
No gala, ceremony, or special invitation in sight?
Perfect.
Skip the ceremony, the long speeches, and the awkward small talk—and come straight to the part everyone was waiting for:
The banquet.
Welcome to The Wedding You Weren’t Invited To—a four-course celebration of classic, delicious banquet food.
We’re serving all the classics you expect from a proper banquet—only this time, the food will actually be worth remembering.
Four-Course Banquet Dinner
First Course — Salad
Second Course — Soup
Main Course — Chicken & Beef Duet
Fourth Course — Dessert
Your dinner also includes:
* One beer or one glass of sparkling wine
* One glass of wine served with the main course
* Coffee and tea served with dessert
Saturday and Sunday will feature two completely different menus, so join us for one—or make a weekend of it and experience both.
Saturday, September 19
First Seating: 4:30 PM
Last Seating: 7:30 PM
Sunday, September 20
First Seating: 12:30 PM
Last Seating: 3:30 PM
$100 per guest, per day
No wedding invitation required.
A reservation, however, is absolutely required.
No walk-ins will be accepted.
And don’t worry—
no wedding gift necessary. Just bring your appetite.