Smash Boy

30/05/2026

You could go out out…
Or you could absolutely destroy a burger and be in bed by 9. 🍔

Order online for Glenorchy:
https://smash-boy-glenorchy.nextorder.com

29/05/2026

That cheese sauce pour should be illegal in at least 3 countries. 🧀

Order online for Glenorchy:
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28/05/2026

You ever look at raw mince and think, “yeah… my night’s about to improve dramatically”?

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28/05/2026

Kingston crew, our Kingston store is closed today while we sort a few things behind the scenes 🤝

We’ll keep you updated on when we’re back up and running. Thanks for being patient with us ❤️

Glenorchy is still open and slinging burgers as usual 👀
Order online: smash-boy-glenorchy.nextorder.com 🍔

27/05/2026

Think you’ve got what it takes? DM us to apply!

27/05/2026

Wednesday’s personality trait: being saved by loaded fries. 🍟🔥

Order online for Glenorchy:
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26/05/2026

26/05/2026

2 for 1 fries every Tuesday because financially responsible decisions are overrated. 🍟

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24/05/2026

No meal prep.
No cooking.
Just cheeseburgers fixing emotional damage one bite at a time.

Order for Glenorchy here: https://smash-boy-glenorchy.nextorder.com

Our menu is experimental and let us know whether your stomach agrees with it!

23/05/2026

Kingston crew ❤️
You’ve all absolutely shown up for the new store, and we’re flat out getting everything sorted behind the scenes.

Online ordering for Kingston is currently being set up and should be live in around 2 weeks.

Thanks for bearing with us while we get it dialled in properly. Big love for all the support so far.

22/01/2026

PHONE LINE IS LIVE 📞
0427 231 490
Call for orders.
Text for queries.