15/09/2026
So... in other news my guests decided to write a poem and make a video about my toilet. Lol. A specail thank you to cherry, that poetry club and Rob Harris
😊😊 RUSSELL'S LOO 😊😊
An interesting place is Russell’s loo!
’Tis the cutest you ever did see.
It’s tucked behind the door on the right –
A tiny ‘wee’ space (emphasis: wee)...
☺
Go up the stairs and walk straight
ahead...
It’s not very hard to find.
Walk right in. For guys it’s a-head;
For girls, it’s under your behind!
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But once you’re inside, you’ll realize
The acoustics are not very suited.
So be careful of letting it rip out loud
Those sounds will not be muted!
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And as you sit in wondrous relief
Upon the porcelain throne
A horrible thought will enter your head
As you realize you’re not alone!
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One hundred and twelve faces are smiling
at you
Their eyes are all a-twinkle.
They smile, they look, then smile again
With every ‘plop’ and ‘tinkle’.
Business finished, broekies back,
Fly is zipped, just loo to flush...
Out that door, hope nobody sees
My embarrassed bright red blush!
☺
What a happy place is Russell’s loo –
A place to make you smile,
Forget your troubles, cheer you up!
More than you’ve been for a while.
☺☺☺
Cherry Howell
Sept 2026
