06/17/2026
🚨 ATTENTION JAVA STATION ALUMNI 🚨
We’re cleaning out old yearbooks and found the graduating class of 2026
Some familiar faces include
Strabbery Ah-Kai
Vaniller Larry
Chair Tea
Peench Rung
Americarnold
Razberri Mokuh
Derty Soder
And of course….
BORTS
BORTS didn’t actually attend school BORTS just showed up one day and nobody questioned it
Anyway
AI made this yearbook and we’re starting to think AI might actually be three raccoons in a trench coat
Please help us identify these former students because we’re pretty sure one of them still owes us $4.73 from 2019
Which drink are YOU based solely on the name?
Personally I’m a Chair Tea because I look productive but I’m mostly just sitting there
(And if anyone knows where BORTS is tell him his mom called)