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I can’t stand Large Plain Pizza and Pints We had the pleasure of serving Mr. And Mrs. Plain (if that’s even their real n...
07/20/2026

I can’t stand Large Plain Pizza and Pints

We had the pleasure of serving Mr. And Mrs. Plain (if that’s even their real names) over this past weekend. They were extremely demanding the moment they walked in the door shouting things like, “NO I DONT WANT ANY TOPPINGS ON MY BURGER, DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?? I’M MR. PLAIN, DAMNIT.” It was at this moment I realized who he was. They think that just because they make excellent pizza, wings, and hoagies (with some of the best ranch in the game) that they can walk around town swingin d**g with no repercussions? We’ll see about that. We will just see. about. THAT….

Last day of Picklesburgh 2026 today. We haven’t done it in about 4 years (we will again) but I wanted to share what I co...
07/19/2026

Last day of Picklesburgh 2026 today. We haven’t done it in about 4 years (we will again) but I wanted to share what I consider to be one of the greatest photos ever taken. A young Smooch helping set up. Truthfully, before she even got the nickname Smooch. The summer before Beepers existed. Just a baby on a bridge pointing at a giant pickle before the madness started. This bridge was the birthplace of Pickle Tots. What a ride it’s been, friends. Good vibes today. Happy Sunday.

07/18/2026

Stop DAHN

07/17/2026

Stop thru and s**t yourself for different reasons other than lettuce. And stop dragging mi amigos at Taco Bell through the mud.

07/16/2026

And they said I’d never amount to anything.

07/15/2026

Handing out to go orders? Sure. Bussing tables? Absolutely. Looks like Beepers has got her cig breaks down to a science also.

That fully stocked fresh line with fresh pans feeling just hits something serious after getting your ass kicked all day....
07/12/2026

That fully stocked fresh line with fresh pans feeling just hits something serious after getting your ass kicked all day. Sunday. Easy peasy. Open til 2.

I don’t know what else needs said here. This gentleman knows what he’s talkin about.
07/11/2026

I don’t know what else needs said here. This gentleman knows what he’s talkin about.

Hung this sign before I left last night. Took it dahn this morning. We’re OPEN today for Super Duper Independence Day. I...
07/05/2026

Hung this sign before I left last night. Took it dahn this morning. We’re OPEN today for Super Duper Independence Day. I don’t have any Levittowns and if you don’t like it fight me.

07/04/2026

A lot of places are closed today. Places for me to obtain more of our product are closed today. I don’t wanna hear nobody talkin sideways. Come in. Thank me for being here. Eat a burger. Head to your cookout and respectfully decline one of your father in laws hockey puck burgers.

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914 Main Street
Pittsburgh, PA
15215

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