Nocturnal Monroe

Nocturnal Monroe Penny University— A local evening haunt featuring desserts, coffee, moon milk, tea, and tonics

08/14/2026

💻 Your Top Friends are about to log off…

We’ve had WAY too much fun with this MySpace menu. The throwback pictures, the stories you’ve shared, the old profile songs we forgot about, and watching our staff favorites become some of YOUR favorites has made this one pretty special.

But just like your old MySpace page… nothing lasts forever.

This is the LAST WEEK to make your way through the menu:

PC4PC — Iced Vanilla Brown Sugar Latte
BRB — Hot Latte with Raw Sugar
SMH — Iced Half-Sweet Pumpkin Oatmilk Latte with Cinnamon
OMG — Iced Extra-Sweet Mocha
L8R — Strawberry Cream Soda with Espresso
YOLO — Iced Lavender Blueberry Maple Lemonade
H8 — Cold Brew with Whole Milk
IDK — Iced Strawberry Cheesecake Latte with Cream Cheese Cold Foam
LOL — Iced Oat Milk Vanilla Matcha Latte with Strawberry Cold Foam
XOXO — Hot Maple Latte with Cinnamon & Cinnamon Crunch
RAWR XD — Strawberry Mocha Cold Brew with Cold Foam
RIP — Iced Mocha with Oreo Whipped Cream

Twelve staff favorites. Twelve throwback pictures. A whole lot of questionable early-2000s fashion choices.

So call your Top 8, change your status to “going to Nocturnal,” and come find out which drink deserves the #1 spot on your profile.

Because after this week…

~~ MySpace has logged off **

…and something a little more spooky is getting ready to log on. 🎃

🎃🖤 BRB… WE’RE GETTING READY TO GET SPOOKY Just one more reminder before anyone shows up next week wondering why the ligh...
08/13/2026

🎃🖤 BRB… WE’RE GETTING READY TO GET SPOOKY

Just one more reminder before anyone shows up next week wondering why the lights are off…

Nocturnal will be CLOSED August 18–22!

We’ll be taking a little time to catch our breath, give our crew a much-deserved reset, and then get to work transforming Nocturnal for our absolute favorite time of year.

Because when we come back…

🎃 THE FALL MENU ARRIVES.
👻 Halloween merch will be hitting the shelves.
🖤 Our Nocturnal shirts will FINALLY be restocked.
☕ And the shop will be ready for spooky season.

Basically, we’re disappearing for a week and coming back ready for fall!

We are SO excited for what’s coming, and if you’ve been waiting for a Nocturnal shirt, don’t sleep on the restock!

Enjoy the last little bit of summer Nocturnal because when those doors open again…

the pumpkins are taking over. 🎃

CLOSED AUGUST 18–22
Then we’ll see you on the other side… 👻
We are here today, Friday and Saturday, so don't miss our Myspace menu!!

YOU HAVE 1 NEW BULLETIN: IT’S THE LAST WEEK OF OUR MYSPACE MENU Before TikTok. Before Instagram. Before we cared about a...
08/13/2026

YOU HAVE 1 NEW BULLETIN: IT’S THE LAST WEEK OF OUR MYSPACE MENU

Before TikTok. Before Instagram. Before we cared about algorithms… there was MySpace.

MySpace launched in 2003, and by the mid-2000s it was THE place to be. We were learning HTML just to make our backgrounds sparkle, choosing a profile song like it defined our entire personality, taking 47 pictures from above to get the one, and making the incredibly serious decision of who deserved a spot in our Top Friends.

And, of course, we all had one friend in common…

Tom.

For the last two weeks, we’ve brought a little of that chaos back to Nocturnal with our employees’ throwback pictures and the drinks THEY actually love.

And now it’s your LAST WEEK to try them all!

PC4PC — Iced Vanilla Brown Sugar Latte
BRB — Hot Latte with Raw Sugar
SMH — Iced Half-Sweet Pumpkin Oatmilk Latte with Cinnamon
OMG — Iced Extra-Sweet Mocha

L8R — Strawberry Cream Soda with Espresso
YOLO — Iced Lavender Blueberry Maple Lemonade
H8 — Cold Brew with Whole Milk
IDK — Iced Strawberry Cheesecake Latte with Cream Cheese Cold Foam

LOL — Iced Oat Milk Vanilla Matcha Latte with Strawberry Cold Foam
XOXO — Hot Maple Latte with Cinnamon & Cinnamon Crunch
RAWR XD — Strawberry Mocha Cold Brew with Cold Foam
RIP — Iced Mocha with Oreo Whipped Cream — aka our beloved Grave Digger hiding under its MySpace name. 💀

Some of these employee pictures may have actually graced a MySpace profile back in the day. 😂 And some of our employees weren’t even born yet…but we let them into our Top Friends anyway.

So before we officially log off…

Which drink made YOUR #1 spot?

And for our fellow MySpace veterans: what do you miss most? The profile songs? The Top 8 drama? Bulletins? Surveys? Glitter graphics? Or spending hours coding a profile just to make sure everyone knew exactly how cool you were?

Come visit us for the LAST WEEK of the MySpace Menu.

Because soon our status is changing from…

~~ ONLINE **

to…

🎃 HALLOWEEN MODE.

Good afternoon! Let’s talk CHAI. Need something that warms your insides while the August weather warms everything else? ...
08/12/2026

Good afternoon! Let’s talk CHAI.

Need something that warms your insides while the August weather warms everything else? 😂 Our house-made chai might be exactly what you need.

We make our chai from scratch, slowly simmering real ginger with warming spices like cardamom, cinnamon and cloves. No bottled chai concentrate here—just real spices creating that cozy flavor we love.

And those spices bring more than flavor. Ginger, cinnamon, cardamom and cloves contain naturally occurring plant compounds with antioxidant properties and have long been enjoyed for their potential wellness benefits.

Want something creamy? Make it a chai latte, hot or iced.

Like it a little sweeter?
Vanilla chai? Delicious.
Pumpkin chai? One of our favorites. 🎃
And a warm, classic chai latte is still hard to beat.

But if you’re watching the extras and don’t need the added calories, don’t forget how delicious chai is all by itself!

Order a hot chai tea — hold the milk and sweetener. You still get all those beautiful warming spices and flavor without turning it into a latte.

Hot tea. Hot latte. Iced latte. Sweetened or completely simple.

There really isn’t a wrong way to chai.

NEW BULLETIN POSTED: DON’T BE BASIC. Today only!! We’re adding a little something extra to our MySpace menu…DON’T BE BAS...
08/12/2026

NEW BULLETIN POSTED: DON’T BE BASIC.

Today only!! We’re adding a little something extra to our MySpace menu…

DON’T BE BASIC

An iced vanilla bean oat milk latte made with our cold brew concentrate and topped with vanilla cold foam.

But before you see “vanilla” and think…

omg how basic.

Excuse you. 😂

Nothing about our vanilla is basic.

We make our vanilla fresh with real vanilla beans, and it is SO good. Creamy oat milk, bold cold brew concentrate, real vanilla bean, and that fluffy vanilla cold foam on top…

It literally tastes like a vanilla milkshake decided to get a MySpace, put you in its Top 8, and become caffeinated.

No bottled basic-bean behavior happening here.

Current Mood: too cool for basic
Relationship Status: it’s complicated… with coffee
Profile Song: The Anthem by Good Charlotte
Top Friend: You

Available TODAY ONLY, so don’t leave us an away message saying you’ll get it L8R.

Because tomorrow…

this drink has left the chat 💀
Open today 9am-3pm

Okay… we have some early MySpace Menu favorites! So far, the race for the  #1 spot in your Top Friends is CLOSE, but two...
08/11/2026

Okay… we have some early MySpace Menu favorites!

So far, the race for the #1 spot in your Top Friends is CLOSE, but two drinks keep showing up again and again…

RIP and IDK 👀

🖤 RIP — Iced Mocha with Oreo Whipped Cream
You may recognize this one under another name… The Grave Digger! For these two weeks, one of our most-loved Nocturnal drinks got a MySpace makeover and became RIP. Rich mocha topped with our house-made Oreo whipped cream. Apparently you can rename it, but you can’t keep a classic out of the Top Friends.

🍓 IDK — Iced Strawberry Cheesecake Latte with Cream Cheese Cold Foam
Sweet strawberry cheesecake meets espresso and gets topped with our creamy cream cheese cold foam. If you said “IDK” when we asked what you wanted to drink… turns out this might actually be the answer.

But the voting isn’t over!

We’ve got 12 staff favorites on this menu, and we want to know:

Which one has made YOUR Top Friends?

Are you Team RIP, Team IDK, or is there another drink on the menu that deserves the #1 spot?

Drop your favorite below. We need to know who is winning this popularity contest. 😂

And remember—this is the LAST WEEK for our MySpace Menu!
We are open 9am-3pm Tuesday and Wednesday
Thursday 3-9pm
Friday and Saturday 3-10pm

Okay… this is actually getting a little weird. HOW MANY of you have sent us the articles about MySpace possibly making a...
08/11/2026

Okay… this is actually getting a little weird.

HOW MANY of you have sent us the articles about MySpace possibly making a comeback?!

They are EVERYWHERE right now.

And before anyone asks…

Did we know when we planned this menu?

No. 😂

Apparently we just miss MySpace as much as the rest of you do.

Will MySpace actually rise from the dead and make its grand return? Who knows. Maybe we’ll all be rearranging our Top Friends and stressing over profile songs again before we know it.

What we DO know is that this menu has been so much fun. 🖤

More than anything, we’ve loved getting the chance to show off our crew. We love our employees, and this menu gave you a chance to see a different side of them—from those amazing throwback pictures to the drinks they actually order and love.

And apparently some of you have discovered that our favorites are becoming your favorites too.

So come see us this week, pick one of our staff favorites you haven’t tried yet, and enjoy the MySpace Menu while it’s still here.

Because whether MySpace makes a comeback or not…

for two weeks, it definitely did at Nocturnal.

~~ thx 4 the add **

Apparently Nocturnal is becoming… Diurnal? We are SO excited that you’ve been excited about our new daytime hours!And we...
08/10/2026

Apparently Nocturnal is becoming… Diurnal?

We are SO excited that you’ve been excited about our new daytime hours!

And we have to say a huge THANK YOU to everyone who has been sharing our posts and helping us get the word out. Every share, comment, tag and recommendation helps more than you probably realize.

You are the reason small businesses have customers. 🖤

Our newest Upside Down Day is TUESDAY, and Wednesday has officially joined the upside-down life too!

☀️ Tuesday: 9AM–3PM
☀️ Wednesday: 9AM–3PM

Now, are we used to this whole “wake up with the sun” situation yet?

Absolutely not.

We built an entire business around being Nocturnal for a reason.

There are people out there who willingly wake up early, put on real clothes, have conversations AND want coffee before noon…

And apparently there are a lot of you. 🤣

So we’re setting the alarms, opening the curtains, questioning our life choices and firing up the espresso machine because we want everyone to have a chance to enjoy Nocturnal.

Morning people… we’d love to meet you!

Night owls who have somehow found yourselves awake at 9AM… we’re here for you too. 🖤

Come show us what you morning people do. Do we say “good morning”? Do we talk immediately? Is everyone this cheerful?

We’re still learning.

See you Tuesday AND Wednesday from 9AM–3PM!

And seriously—keep sharing and telling your friends about our new hours. Every single share helps our little business more than you know. 🖤

🖤☕ One week down… one more week to go! We have had so much fun watching everyone relive the MySpace days! From guessing ...
08/08/2026

🖤☕ One week down… one more week to go!

We have had so much fun watching everyone relive the MySpace days! From guessing our employees’ throwback pictures to sharing your profile songs, Top Friends drama, and favorite drinks, you’ve made this menu just as much fun as we hoped it would be.

If you haven’t made your way through the MySpace Menu yet, next week is your last chance!

Come find your favorite staff drink, enjoy a nostalgic dessert, and take one more trip back to the days of side bangs, flip phones, and Tom being everyone’s first friend.

Then it’s time for something new…

🎃 We’ll be CLOSED the entire week of August 18 as we transform Nocturnal for Halloween and put the finishing touches on our next menu.

The pumpkins are coming.
The spooky season is almost here.
And we can’t wait to show you what we’ve been working on.

So don’t miss out!

Next week is your final chance to enjoy the MySpace Menu before it disappears.

And don’t forget:
📅 Nocturnal will be CLOSED the entire week of August 18 while we get everything ready for our favorite season of the year.

Fall/Halloween🎃!!

08/08/2026

2005–2008 CALLED… AND THEY BROUGHT THE PLAYLIST

If someone clicked on your MySpace profile between 2005 and 2008, there was a pretty good chance one of these songs started playing automatically…

* Welcome to the Black Parade – My Chemical Romance
* Sugar, We’re Goin Down – Fall Out Boy
* I’m Not Okay (I Promise) – My Chemical Romance
* Miss Murder – AFI
* Face Down – The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus
* Dear Maria, Count Me In – All Time Low
* The Great Escape – Boys Like Girls
* Check Yes Juliet – We the Kings
* Ohio Is for Lovers – Hawthorne Heights
* Cute Without the ‘E’ (Cut from the Team) – Taking Back Sunday

We have a feeling a few of these songs may have been playing on some of our employees’ MySpace profiles. 😂

Now we have to know…

Did YOU have one of these songs on your profile?

Or…

What song played the second someone visited your page?

Drop it in the comments! We’d love to know which song was your anthem and see if it made the Top 10—or if you had a hidden gem that everyone else needs to remember. 🖤🎶

Address

2 W Front Street
Monroe, MI
48161

Opening Hours

Wednesday 3pm - 9pm
Thursday 3pm - 9pm
Friday 3pm - 10pm
Saturday 3pm - 10pm

Telephone

+17346392051

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