Hissy Chick

09/30/2026

🙌🌟 It’s WEDNESDAY — the BEST day of the week!

Come grab lunch with us today from 11–3! 🐔✨

Order online or swing by for your Hissy Chick favorites:

🐔 Handcrafted Chicken Sandwiches
🧀 Cheesy Quesadillas
🥗 Magnolia’s Favorite Chicken Salad
✨ Famous Blue Sparkle Lemonade

Skip the lunch struggle — we’ve got you covered!
😉

See y’all there! 🩵

🌐hissychick.net

09/29/2026

A huge THANK YOU to The Jordan Family for thinking of Hissy Chick for Waller Varsity Football’s Carb Day & Game Day meals last week! 🏈🩵👏

Carb Day was all about our Saucy Chick Bar, fresh salad, scratch-made dressing, rolls, and our unlimited drink station featuring Southern Brewed Peach Tea, Regular Sweet Tea, and the ⭐️ star of the show — our Blue Sparkle Lemonade! ✨🩵👏

And someone even said, “You know the ranch is good when it’s served out of a mason jar.” 😂🙌
YES. We agree! 😆🫙🩵

We followed it up with 90 Hissy Chick Slider Boxes for Game Day! 🙌✨🔥💪🏈

And of course, a HUGE shoutout to the BEST TEAM who showed up, worked hard, and helped make both days a success! We couldn’t do it without y’all! 🫶

What an AMAZING group of young men we had the opportunity to serve!

Thank you for trusting Hissy Chick to fuel your athletes! 🐔🏈🩵

09/27/2026

It’s Sunday Funday! 👏🩵

We’re serving up all your Hissy Chick favorites today! From Magnolia’s favorite Chicken Salad, our famous quesadillas, and game-day chicken sliders to that hand-squeezed Blue Sparkle ✨️ Lemonade—it’s the perfect Sunday lunch!

📍 Hissy Chick Express
🕚 Serving 11 AM–3 PM

🌐hissychick.net

Come grab your favorites and make lunch easy! 💙
See y’all soon! 🐔✨️

09/25/2026

🌶️🧀 HAPPY NATIONAL QUESADILLA DAY! 🧀🌶️

And yes…..we’re celebrating the Hissy Chick way! 😏🔥

Golden, cheesy, packed with our seasoned chicken and made fresh to order. Grab a Quesadilla Box with chips, a cookie & your choice of sauce!

Or go BIG with our Large Quesadilla — 8 perfect cheesy triangles + 2 sauces for dipping! 🤤🧀

Basically… today is a perfectly good excuse to eat a quesadilla. And we support that. 😂

📍 Stop by Hissy Chick today 11–3 and celebrate accordingly!

Order online: hissychick.net

09/25/2026

We can't wait! See yall there Magnolia ✌️🩵🐔

Here’s what is going to make this the best NNO so far!
1st Responders 🚔 🚒 🚑 🚁
Free food 🌭 🍪 🥤
Food trucks 🚌
Bounce houses 🏰
Farm animals 🫏🦘🐄
Face painting 🖌️
PD vs FD tug of war 💪 👮 👑
Local business showcase 🏢
Touch a Truck 🚓 🚒 🚁 🛻
Magnolia Police Department
Montgomery County Pct.5 Constable
Montgomery County ESD No. 10/Magnolia Fire Department
PHI Air Medical Conroe
Montgomery County Sheriff's Office
Texas Department of Public Safety

09/25/2026

Happy FRIYAY! 🌶️🎉

Lunch is calling! 📣 Swing by and grab your Hissy Chick favorites 11–3 today!

And a little behind-the-scenes heads up 👀👇

Our team will briefly pause window orders at 1 PM while they hustle to get 90 boxed lunches out the door! 📦🔥👏🐔

We’ll be back at the window as soon as we’re wrapped up!

Come hungry, Magnolia! 🩵🐔

09/24/2026

✨ TAKEOUT THURSDAY looks a little different today! 🩵

We’re heading off-site for a full-service catering event today! 🙌✨

Because of that, our storefront will close at 3 PM and reopen at 5 PM to give our team time to transition and get our catering crew on the road.

So your Thursday Hissy Chick schedule is:
🐔Lunch: 11 AM–3 PM
🐔 Dinner: 5–7 PM

📍 5802 FM 1488, Magnolia, TX

Come see us! 🩵🐔

09/23/2026

A huge thank you to the City of Magnolia for having Hissy Chick out for your employee appreciation! 🩵

We hope everyone enjoyed today’s lunches, freshly squeezed lemonade made right on the truck 🍋✨️, and all the cookies!

Thank you for all the hard work, dedication, and service you put in every day for our city. It was our pleasure to serve YOU today! 🐔🩵

We love our hometown, Magnolia, and we’re so grateful to be a small part of this community! 🌟🩵🐔

09/21/2026

Some love stories are just too sweet not to celebrate. 🤍💍

And on November 7th, we get to be part of this one! 🥹

We’re so honored to cater this beautiful couple’s wedding day and help make their celebration a little more delicious. 🐔✨

The countdown to Mr. & Mrs. Hall-Tyler is officially ON!

We’ll bring the chicken. They’ll bring the love. 😉🤍

We can’t wait to celebrate with you! 🩵🐔

09/20/2026

☀️ HAPPY SUNDAY, Y’ALL! 🩵🐔

What a glorious day He has made! 🙏🏼✨

And it’s another SUNDAY, TWO LOCATIONS kinda day!


🐔⛪️ Hissy Chick Food Truck
📍 Magnolia Cowboy Church
⏰ 8:30 AM–1:30 PM
⚠️ Pre-sell out + LIMITED MENU — so don’t wait!
💁🏼‍♀️Devyn & Noah are serving you here today 🫶

🏪 Hissy Chick Express
⏰ 11 AM–3 PM
Yours truly will be at the storefront 🥰

No matter which location you choose, we can’t wait to see all your smiling faces today! 🥹🫶🏼🐔🩵

Happy Sunday, y’all! ✨

09/18/2026

IT’S FRIYAYYYYY! 🎉🐔

You made it…..and WHAT. A. WEEK. it’s been for Hissy Chick! 🤪🩵

We’re sliding that window open 11–3 TODAY and we can’t wait to see you at The Deck!

🩵 Online ordering is OPEN
🐔 Hand-crafted chicken sliders
🍋 Fresh-squeezed lemonade
🍪 Gourmet sweets
🙌 Lunch made easy

Come see us, grab some lunch, and let us handle the hard part. 😉

📍 The Deck
5802 FM 1488, Magnolia, TX

See y’all soon! 🩵🐔

09/18/2026

🐔🩵 THANK YOU, LEGACY PREP! 🩵🐔

Thank you for having Hissy Chick out for tonight’s game, pep rally & bonfire! 🏈🔥 We hope everyone enjoyed the festivities as much as we did!

We also loved serving alongside our friends at Southern Vacation Catering ! 🫶🏼 Nothing better than sharing an event with good people!

And we LOVED seeing all those TEXAS-SIZED MUMS! 🤩🎀 Y’all understood the HOCO assignment! 😂👏🏼

Happy HOCO, Legacy Prep! 💙🎉 We’re so glad we got to be part of the fun! 🫶🏼🐔

09/17/2026

✨ WOW…......WHAT A WILD WEDNESDAY! 😜🐔🩵

Orders started rolling through our system at the storefront at 9:54 AM 👏🏼✨️ and they seriously DID. NOT. STOP! 🥹🫶🏼

One of our BEST Wednesdays yet! 🙌🏼🩵 And after the last couple of weeks, y’all have no idea how much that means to us! 🥹🐔

Meanwhile, our food truck headed out to Lake Creek High School for their parade, pep rally AND FIREWORKS! 🎆🏈🎉 What an incredible turnout!

And we got to spend the evening serving alongside our friends at Chicas Creamery 🍦🩷 Nothing better than good food, sweet treats, and good people! 🫶🏼

THANK YOU to each and every person who gave us the opportunity to serve you today. Whether you stopped by the storefront, ordered ahead, grabbed Hissy Chick at the parade, or simply shared our posts you’re part of this journey with us. 🥹🩵

What a Wednesday! Our hearts are FULL tonight. ✨🐔🩵

09/15/2026

Thank you, Magnolia Jr. High, for having us out today!

🐔🩵 We truly hope everyone enjoyed their lunches!
These teachers and staff most definitely understood the lunch assignment! 👏😂🐔🫶

Thank you, MJH, and to those who joined us from right next door at Magnolia Intermediate!
We appreciate y’all so much! 🩵

09/13/2026

☀️ SUNDAY FUNDAY WITH HISSY CHICK! 🐔🩵

We’re serving you in TWO places today! 👀👏🏼

🏪 Hissy Chick Express
⏰️ 11 AM–3 PM
📍 The Deck-5802 FM 1488

🐔 Hissy Chick Food Truck
⏰️ 12:30–2:30 PM
📍 Champion Cowboy Church
🎉 Family/Friend Day

So whether you’re staying close to home or heading out for some Sunday fun, we’ve got your lunch covered! 🫶🏼

And don’t forget to TAG US when you grab your Hissy Chick today! 😉📸🐔

Happy Sunday, y’all! 🩵✨

09/11/2026

Congratulations, Magnolia Wealth! 🎉 Thank you for allowing Hissy Chick to be a part of such a special milestone. Wishing you continued growth and success in this exciting new chapter! ✨️ 💚👏

09/10/2026

Sweet. Sticky. Heat. 🔥🍯

Our Hot Honey Sliders are here for a limited time!

If you haven't tried them yet..........today's a pretty good day. 👀🐔🫶

📍5802 FM 1488
⏰️11-7🥡

🌐hissychick.net

09/10/2026

GOOD MORNING, THURSDAY! 🙌🐔🩵

Thursday is coming in hot 🔥 yall:

🚚 Food Truck is headed out for lunch to feed some AMAZING TEACHERS 👏
✨️ Catering Bundle heading out first thing this morning
🥡 It's TAKEOUT THURSDAY at the storefront serving you 11-7 today🫶

It’s going to be a DAY…....but we are SO thankful. 🥹🩵
Every order, catering job, food truck booking, teacher we get to feed, and customer who walks up to our window means more than you know.

Let’s do this, Thursday! 🙌🐔🩵

📍 5802 FM 1488, Magnolia, TX 77354
OPEN UNTIL 7 PM TONIGHT!

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09/06/2026

🐝🔥 SUNDAY FUNDAY = HOT HONEY SLIDERS! 🔥🐝

Make your Sunday a little sweeter (and a little spicier 😉)! Our Hot Honey Sliders are HERE and only sticking around through the end of September!

Sweet. Spicy. And seriously hard to resist. 😋

📍 Come grab yours today at Hissy Chick Express
⏰️ 11-3
🍯 Limited time only — once September is gone, so are they!

🌐 hissychick.net

Don’t say we didn’t warn you…...GO GET THE SLIDERS! 🐔🔥

09/05/2026

💦☀️ SPLASH-A-PALOOZA! 🐔🩵

A BIG thank you to Audubon Life & Style for inviting Hissy Chick out for today’s Splash-A-Palooza! 🫶🏼

We hope everyone enjoyed their fresh meals, cookies & Blue Sparkle Lemonades! 🍋🐔🍪🩵

We had so much fun being part of your day! Thank you for letting us feed y’all! 🩵🐔✨

09/04/2026

🌮🎉 IT’S FIESTA FRIDAY! 🎉🌮

However you like your Fiesta, we’ve got you covered! 💃🐔

Grab it by the scoop, salad, sandwich, sliders, wrap or by the quart— we have your Fiesta fix ready to go! 🤤🔥

We’re serving you 11 AM–3 PM today, so don’t wait! ⏰

🖥️ Online ordering is OPEN → HissyChick.net

Come get your Fiesta on! 🌶️💃

09/03/2026

THE MINI OATMEAL CREME PIES HAVE ENTERED THE BUILDING

And y’all…...they are SO CUTE. 😍🍪

Soft oatmeal cookies + that sweet creme filling = the little snack you didn’t know you needed. 👀

Perfect little treat after your Chick…....or, you know, before. We don’t judge around here. 😂🐔

Mini Oatmeal Creme Pies are HERE! 🩵

09/03/2026

🚨🚨 APPLE MAPS HAS ENTERED THE CHAT 🚨🚨 😂

Apparently Apple Maps has decided Hissy Chick Express belongs in Old Mag now. 🤣🐔🤷🏼‍♀️

We’ve been notified multiple times in the last 12 hours and YES…...we are actively working on getting this corrected.

In the meantime, if Apple Maps tells you we’ve packed up and moved back to Old Mag…...PLEASE DON’T LISTEN TO HER. 😂😂

📍 We are STILL at The Deck in Magnolia!
5802 FM 1488
Google seems to know what’s going on. 👀👏🫶

So if you’re an Apple Maps user, feel free to let Apple know they’ve got some explaining to do. 😂🤷🏼‍♀️😆

Apple Maps: “Let’s take Hissy Chick back to Old Mag.”
Hissy Chick: MA’AM. WE LIVE HERE NOW. 😂🐔

And if you’re coming to see us today…..maybe check Google first. 😉🫶👏✨️

09/03/2026

🥡 IT’S TAKEOUT THURSDAY! 👀🐔

Who’s ready to hit SUBMIT on that order?! 😉🫶🏼

We’re serving you ALL THE WAY UNTIL 7 PM TONIGHT! 👏🏼🎉

👉🏼 Preorder now at Hissychick.net

Because you can either plan your dinner….....or regret your dinner options later. 😂😂

Don’t say we didn’t warn ya! 👀🐔🥡🩵

09/02/2026

👀 TAKEOUT THURSDAY LAUNCHES TOMORROW!
👏🏼🐔

Which means…....EXTENDED HOURS! 🎉
⏰ 11 AM–7 PM

And we need y’all to help us BOOST THE ALGORITHM! 😂📲

Drop a comment below with the DATE + TIME you see this post! 👇🏼

🎁 One commenter will be randomly selected to win a Hissy Chick GIFT CARD! 🩵🐔

So don’t just scroll… COMMENT! COMMENT! COMMENT! 👀👇🏼

And tomorrow…....TAKEOUT THURSDAY IS ON! 🙌🏼
11 AM–7 PM — come get your FIX! 🐔🩵😉