Crazy Train Bar

10/15/2026

🚨 IMPORTANT UPDATE TO OUR OUTSIDE FOOD & DRINK POLICY 🚨

At Crazy Train Bar, we strive to provide a fun, welcoming, and family-friendly environment for everyone!

As many of you know, we have always had a NO OUTSIDE FOOD OR DRINKS policy. However, we have made an exception for children's personal drink containers.

Unfortunately, due to repeated abuse of this exception, we have made the decision to update our policy.

Effective immediately:

🚫 No outside food or beverages are permitted.

🚫 Children's personal water bottles, tumblers, sports bottles, and other drink containers are no longer permitted.

✅ Exception: Small sippy cups and baby bottles will still be allowed for children 2 years old and younger.

We understand this change may be inconvenient for some families, and we certainly don't want to penalize everyone for the actions of a few. Unfortunately, when exceptions are repeatedly taken advantage of, we have to make changes to ensure our policies are fair, consistent, and enforceable.

We ask that everyone please respect this updated policy and understand that our staff is simply doing their job when enforcing it.

❤️ We love our Crazy Train families and appreciate your continued support and understanding!

Thank you for helping us keep Crazy Train a great place for everyone! 🚂🍻

— The Crazy Train Bar Team

10/14/2026

Two things going on tonight.

Have you ever wanted to learn Mahjong? We have seats available for our 7PM class tonight. Bring $40 cash if you would like a seat to pay the instructor. Also, Reel Monster Mac N Cheese is having a special, buy any bowl and get a kids bowl for FREE!

10/13/2026

Wednesday nights special!

10/13/2026

Trivia, Steak and Co****le tourney night tonight. Trivia and Co****le start at 7, Steak starts at 5PM. Last week La Casa De Las Carnitas sold out of steaks, go early if you plan on having a steak.

10/13/2026

Come see The Skittlez on Sunday. Support, these kids. 

HELLO SKITTLEZ FANZ WE ARE SO HAPPY TO ANNOUNCE OUR NEXT SHOW THIS SUNDAY
OCTOBER.18,2026 We will be Coming BACK TO MAGNOLIA,TX To perform At Crazy Train Bar SO FOR ALL OF OUR TEXAS FANS WHO LIVE AROUND THERE AND IN THAT AREA We Would Love for YALL to come on out and see us this Sunday we play 2PM-5PM and we are really hoping to Pack This Place full PLUS WE WILL BE DOING ALL OUR HALLOWEEN SONGS TO So you definitely do NOT WANNA MISS THIS SHOW we are so excited to be coming back and this will be our 2nd year back we can’t wait to rock the big stage At crazy Train Bar so if your looking for something to do this Sunday Why not come see the only Special needs Rock band in America What better way to spend your Sunday then with great food trucks and Drinks and AMAZING CLASSIC ROCK AND COUNTRY MUSIC we really hope to see y’all there it’s gonna be a awesome show

10/12/2026

Pop-up Co****le tournament tonight just 10 bucks. Registered on Scoreholio if you have the app. 7 PM.

10/12/2026

Here is your to do list for this week at Crazy Train!

10/11/2026

Classics starting to arrive.

10/11/2026

10/11/2026

Live music at 2 PM today, don’t miss Fall of Hans. 

Aiiiiiggghhhht fellas if yall need something to do Sunday afternoon bring ya 🫏 out to crazy train bar in magnolia. We’ll be jamming the 90’s tunes you know and love and then some, you won’t want to miss it! So come on out get a cold brew and have a good time! Matt “neeson” Reed will find you….and he will get you….himself….

10/11/2026

Today is the car meet by Speed Bump Classic at 3 PM. Also at 4 PM is the co****le tournament. 

10/11/2026

Wow what a night. Crazy Train was alive last night, the crowd was just roaring and you could see the smiles and pure enjoyment everyone was having. Thank you everyone that came out, for those that missed it, not to worry, we already have another event scheduled for 2027 and will release details when the time is right. Thank you also to everyone at Micro Wrestling Federation, such professionals and entertainers, highly recommended. If you were there and took photos and videos, upload them to this post, we would love to see what you took.

10/11/2026

We’ve had about 80 people not show up if you want to see the show come on. We’re opening up the tickets. 

10/10/2026

We’ve got a Wrestling ring and we’re working on setting up the rest. Gates open at seven.

10/10/2026

Who’s ready for Micro Wrestling? 

10/10/2026

It’s somebody’s birthday today!

10/10/2026

It was a full house here last night at The Train, I just want to thank each and everyone of you. It was great to see your faces again.