Crazy Train Bar

06/03/2026

🎲⚔️ ROLL FOR INITIATIVE, MAGNOLIA! ⚔️🎲
Okay, confession time — how many of you secretly played D&D growing up and pretended you didn't? 🙋 Yeah, us too. But guess what? The secret's out — Dungeons & Dragons is officially the coolest role-playing game of ALL TIME, and starting THIS WEEK you can play it right here at Crazy Train Food Park!
🗡️ Wednesday Night D&D Events kick off at 6PM at the one and only Crazy Train Food Park — and SuperBurgers is PROUD to be fueling your quest with the most legendary burgers in the land! 🍔🔥
Whether you're a seasoned dungeon crawler or just getting started, we've got a spot for you: ⚔️ Advanced Players Area — for the established heroes ready to slay 🛡️ Novice Area — for new adventurers or those returning from a long hiatus
And that's not all — Paint & Sip is BACK this Wednesday at 6PM too! 🎨🍺
So grab your dice, pull up a chair, and enjoy a flagon of ale and a juicy SuperBurger while you embark on a quest like no other!
📍 38925 FM 1774, Magnolia, TX
🕐 Our Hours: Mon–Tue: Closed (Business Deliveries Only) Wed–Sat: 11AM – 9PM Sun: 12PM – 6PM
📞 Call ahead: 936-297-3071 🌐 Order online: superburgermagnolia.toast.site 🚗 Find us on DoorDash, Uber Eats, and Local by Toast (available on Apple & Google App Stores)!
No matter how you slice it — we've got a burger with YOUR name on it! 🍔👑

06/03/2026

Sip and Paint Gnomes is tonight at 6PM. D&D is on but Dev is sick so her game is cancelled, Fletchers game is still a go.

06/02/2026

06/02/2026

Burgers and other American comfort food offered in a casual space.

06/02/2026

Count down is near make plans to get your final fix 🔥🦞😎🤩

06/02/2026

It's Tuesday, that means Trivia Night, Steak Night and Taco specials at Crazy Train.

06/02/2026

It’s Steak Night
Come out and have a great dinner with the Family

06/01/2026

Reminder, tonight is the next teen night. Starts at 6PM.

06/01/2026

It's Monday, and here's what's going on this week. On top of the activities don't forget we have 5 amazing food trucks.
Whatsyoursuperburger
La Casa De Las Carnitas
Meat Empire BBQ
Brothers Food Trucks
South Texas Tails

Tonight is TEEN NIGHT so drop your teen off and go have date night with your partner!

05/31/2026

Co****le time

05/31/2026

Stop in for co****le at 1PM, its also Pinky's birthday celebration day/game. No cover live music by Fall of Hans from 2-5PM. Come get your crawfish, only 2 more weekends left in the season for South Texas Tails. Also Whatsyoursuperburger, Meat Empire BBQ, Brothers Food Trucks and La Casa De Las Carnitas will be open to serve you their goodies. Gates open at noon.

05/31/2026

Great show by Rocket Man tonight. 

05/30/2026

Tonight at 8 PM, The Rocket Man, THE best Elton John tribute you’re going to find around Houston. Stop in and check it out tickets available at the gate. Cover begins at 6 PM. 
find us at 38925 FM 1774 in Magnolia Texas

05/30/2026

 It’s Pinky‘s birthday today, he’s running jukebox bingo tonight. Stop in and say hi. I wish him a happy birthday. 

05/29/2026

⚡🔥 FLASH SALE FRIDAY IS HERE! 🔥⚡

You know the rules… every Friday we pick ONE featured item and slash the price! 👀💥

🍗 TODAY’S FLASH SALE:
3-PIECE CHICKEN STRIP BASKET
➡️ $4 OFF TODAY ONLY!

These ain’t your average chicken strips 👀

🔥 Hand-cut in house
🔥 Seasoned in house
🔥 Hand-battered in house
🔥 Fried to a perfect golden brown

Crispy on the outside, juicy on the inside, packed with FLAVOR and made fresh the WYSB way 💪🍗

🍟 Comes as a BASKET ORDER
Choose your side:
✔️ Regular Fries
✔️ Cajun Seasoned Fries 🌶️
⬆️ Or upgrade to our homemade onion rings (trust us… they’re worth it 😮‍💨🔥)

🥣 Don’t forget your favorite dipping sauce!

🚨 TODAY ONLY!
🚨 $4 OFF THE 3-PIECE CHICKEN STRIP BASKET
🚨 Basket order only – not sold as a single for the deal

🔥 One day. One item. One FLASH SALE. Don’t miss it.

📍 WHAT’S YOUR SUPERBURGER
**Saving the world one bite at a tim

05/29/2026

Finally, some good weather. Good friends, good food and good drink. Come have some fun tonight with Jukebox Bingo at 7PM.

05/28/2026

We are spinning up a farmers market in partnership with Be Someone Market. See the dates below. Text Katika at the phone number at the bottom if you want to be a vendor.

05/28/2026

Cash jukebox bingo tonight at 7 PM. Here’s last week winners will you be one of this weeks winners? 
Crazy Train Bar

05/27/2026

See below. Simply the best. We were proud and honored to be able to host them at Crazy Train this year. 

What an incredible end to the season! The Crawfish Critic Cookoff & Festival was one for the record books! But yall know we aren't stopping there! Next year is going to be EVEN BETTER!

Congratulations to all of our winners over the SuperBoil Weekend!

Superboil Crawfish World Championship:

1st- Chuggin Bugz (2026 SuperBoil World Champion)
2nd- Social Drinkers
3rd- South Texas Tails (2026 Season Point Winner)

Crawfish Critic Division:

1st- Against All Pots
2nd- Boots for Troops Cookers
3rd- Snatching Tails

Gumbo:

1st- Bayou Boiled
2nd- Fulshear Crawfish Werx
3rd- LSU Cookers

Jambalaya:

1st- Bayou Boiled
2nd- Snatching Tails
3rd- Trophy Trucking

People's Choice:

Crawfish - South Texas Tails
Gumbo - Snatching Tails
Jambalaya - Coonass Mafia

Content Creator Cookoff:
1st- The Real Blind CaJun Cook

Big shout out to the season points winner!
Crawfish: 🥇South Texas Tails

See yall next season 🙌

05/26/2026

🎉🌮 LA CASA DE LAS CARNITAS IS TURNING 1! 🌮🎉

One whole year of carnitas, tacos, late nights, busy weekends, and serving this amazing community. From Humble to Plantersville, y’all helped turn a food truck dream into a rolling little flavor fiesta on wheels. 🚚🔥

To celebrate, we’re giving away a FREE Carnitas Family Pack!

✨ HOW TO ENTER:
👍 Like our page
❤️ Like this post
📲 Share this post
👯 Tag 3 friends in the comments

That’s it! Easy as salsa on a taco. 🌶️

🏆 One lucky winner will enjoy a full family pack from La Casa De Las Carnitas!

What's included?!
🐷3 # carnitas
🫓Tortillas
🍅2 salsas
🍚Rice
🫘Beans
🍋‍🟩Limes
🧅Onions and cilantro

Thank you for every order, every share, every recommendation, and every time you chose us for dinner. We truly wouldn’t be here without our carnitas family. ❤️

05/26/2026

What's happening at Crazy Train this week, you may ask. Lots. Good weather all week too, although Wednesday looks questionable. Don't miss steak night tonight, also co****le and trivia at 7PM.

05/26/2026