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10/08/2026

💥 💥 💥 Fresh bisket off the smoke and fresh sauce off the kettle. Ready to roll into this SAWEET weekend!!! 💥 💥 💥

10/07/2026

💥 💥 Always saucy in the AM at PCB!!! 💥 💥

10/03/2026

Who doesn't?

10/03/2026

🎃 Boo and Brew tomorrow 8-4pm! We can’t wait to see y’all!

09/05/2026

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College foozball starts today!!!! 32 oz cold drafts starting at 5 dollars and fresh Brisket, chicken wangs, pulled pork, smoked sausage, fried bologna sounds like a great start to a proper Saturday!!!
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09/02/2026

We always LOVE,LOVE,LOVE the LOVE we get everyday from fine folks from all over! 😊

09/01/2026

Hey all! The Q is flying around here! Just a reminder we will be closing early at 3 on Labor Day.

All the pick up orders and deliveries will be out before then!

Enjoy the time with friends and fam. We appreciate ya!!!

08/28/2026

We stand with this!

LOCAL WOMAN DEMANDS IMMEDIATE END TO AUGUST PUMPKIN SPICE

GEORGETOWN - Local resident Amy Pemberton is absolutely livid after discovering that nearly every coffee shop in town has already begun serving pumpkin spice drinks while it is still August.

Pemberton slammed the premature arrival of autumn flavors, arguing that sipping hot nutmeg-infused lattes during 85 degree summer heat is a complete outrage.

"It is still officially summer, and I refuse to be rushed into cardigan weather," Pemberton declared, fanning herself outside a busy Starbucks. "Serving gourd-flavored beverages before autumn actually arrives is pure madness!"

The furious customer is demanding that all Georgetown coffee shops immediately cease sales of autumn-themed drinks and implement a strict ban until the official autumnal equinox.

While local baristas admit the early seasonal rollout stirs up intense controversy, lines of eager customers wrapped around the block suggest Pemberton may be fighting a losing battle against the irresistible pull of early autumn spice.

This is a developing story.

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08/07/2026

08/04/2026

No briskets were harmed in the making of this video