10/08/2026
My reactions to the Colorado Ballot. 🗳️
⚠️The Gunnison County Elections Office says ballot drop boxes for the 2026 General Election open Monday, October 12. They’re 24/7 once they open, including weekends.
⚠️Gunnison’s Ballots and Bowls 10/18!
* do not be tricked by these titles. *
81: no, due MFing process, f**k ICE, and absolutely not putting this in the constitution.
82: no, I don’t want natural gas locked into the constitution. Could f**k up future renewable energy sources.
83: no, I trust Colorado wildlife managers, not outside money, & we voted those trapping methods out on purpose.
84: no, putting the last 4 of your SSN on your ballot envelope is stupid and expensive.
85: no, plain language is already required and complicated ballots need room for information. Plus, Advance Colorado is trash. I don’t trust ’em.
86: no, I don’t want politicians getting more opportunity to manipulate redistricting.
87: yes! Congratulations, 3%ers you’re helping pay for the s**t that keeps us all running this bitch.
Propositions:
NN: yes! There isn’t a magical pile of money for teachers. Teachers are God-sends. F**kin’ pay ’em.
132: no, harsh war-on-drugs policies don’t f**kin’ work. Prison budgets grow, and there’s no real rehabilitation focus here.
133: no, poorly thought out. Unwilling victims shouldn’t automatically get the same punishment. Shockingly, we do need a judge.
134: no, not an actual problem. We’re targeting a tiny number of vulnerable kids, & keep the god damn government out of school sports.
135: no, their body, their choice. Keep medical decisions between families and doctors, & keep the god damn government out of family medical decisions.
136: no, this would block a graduated income tax now and in the future. I don’t want to pay the same rate as a Colorado billionaire, Phil Anschutz.
137: yes, use the money I’ve already paid to protect the land, water and wildlife instead.
🌈🫡Join us at Legion Park 10/18 to hear other reasons for these same answers!
Phew!!! My eyes burn! 😂 Check out Carly Shields ☀️ Happiness Sociologist if ya need a PG version. ❤️✊🏽🫡
