Simon Says

16/06/2026

Truck will open around 12pm today. Sorry for the delay! 🫶

15/06/2026

Our food might not solve all your problems… but it can definitely solve the “What’s for dinner?” problem. 😎

📍 TUESDAY
🚚 Food Truck: Crimea Park
⏰ Open from 11am

🏪 Shop: 227 Morrison Road, Midvale
⏰ Open from 4pm

📍 WEDNESDAY
🚚 Food Truck: Closed

🏪 Shop: 227 Morrison Road, Midvale
⏰ Open from 4pm

Whether you’re craving a juicy burger, loaded Birria tacos, slow-cooked BBQ, or a brisket sandwich, we’ve got you covered. 🔥

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Simon Says… life is too short for boring food. 🍔🌮🔥

14/06/2026

We will most Likely have to close from now on for today -
Oil is full - changed oil 28th May. So not sure what has happened -

We will be back when generator fixed .

14/06/2026

Today - shop is open till 6pm -

Truck - 12 till 8.30 pm park Morley .:)

13/06/2026

Just a question to all chefs and owners or someone that understand “AS NEW” (just checking if I am standing up against wrong thing or not )

Last year we bought a rational 20 tray oven from a company that located in Osborne park . (Dispute ongoing )

They said - “AS NEW” (there are more context can’t tell due to dispute in progress with legal )

After buying that - and paid them in full for that product - we found out this rational oven is 10 yrs or so old and came form Optus stadium -

So the question - is a 10 yr old machine legally classify as “AS NEW”

Or we just got bu*******ed ?!

Thanks for your opinion .

We will be taking this company to court / tribunal on this matter for sure .

Picture for attention purpose only - the oven is 20 tray.

Thanks ❤️

13/06/2026

Today’s update -

Shop - open till 8.30 pm (uber is on too , price fixed )

Truck - 11.30 till 8.30 pm

Truck will have below special -

👉 roast chicken , chips & gravy or rice , soft drink - $12 (until 2pm)

For dinner we will have some special beef dishes (currently cooking)

12/06/2026

This is how many free serve today … from truck only -

Both shop and truck - open till 8.30 pm.

12/06/2026

Truck is open - till 8.30 pm today - (3-4 close for break )

Lunch Special - 4x burger for $20 (until 2.30pm)

Dinner special - any follower that buys dinner today - will have a “manipulative style” pasta bake go free with purchase - 500ml container- (nutfree) (4pm till 8.30pm)

Shop is open too until 8.30 pm today -

11/06/2026

11/06/2026

We are open -
Shop is open till 8.30 pm today - (uber prices go shop has been fixed and also each customer got a coupon voucher )

TRUCK - open now till 8.30pm at Crimea park -
Tomorrow (Friday ) we open from 8am till 8.30pm . (Breaky lunch dinner )

Picture - waygu beef rice .

09/06/2026

Tomorrow we will be open - (if weather is good we will give away toys, cloths etc for free to the community - those that need it ethically - will post )

🧨 Truck - from 10 pm at Crimea park - till 8.30 pm (2.30-3.30) close for break

🧨 shop - from 4pm till 8.30 pm

Uber will be on too …

Truck will do some surprise lunch specials stating from $10…
$5 cheeseburger is on too .. (it’s on everyday anyway lol)

Photo - waygu rice bowl with truffle mayo.

09/06/2026

We will be open from 4pm for both truck and shop - uber is open from 4pm…

Today from truck -

👉👉 Loaded spud - 20% off
👉 2 burger combo - (beef or chicken ) , chips, 2 drinks - $30

08/06/2026

Our truck and shop both will be open tomorrow from 4pm till 8.30 pm.

Truck - Crimea park -

Shop - 7/227 Morrison road , midvale.

07/06/2026

Today - our truck will be open from 11am till 8pm at Crimea park - (uber available)

Shop is open until 6pm - from next wee our shop hour will change - thanks

In house special -

👉 Loaded spud special (finger food may vary depending on availability) - $20 (normally $24) (mention it to get it )

👉 4x beef Or chicken burger , chips - $28

👉 Tripple roll combo - (waygu beef , brisket , chicken) all roll has onion . Sauces - truffle , Bnc mayo, bone marrow gravy, bbq, 7 cheese sauce .

👉 loaded Naan with bbq meat - $15
(Something worth trying)

06/06/2026

🤤🤤🤤🤤

Truck- Crimea park till 8.30pm

Shop - till 8.30 pm

06/06/2026

APOLOGIES (even though I didn’t do the calculation )

Our midvale price is wrong for uber - compare to our Morley store price .

Both of our location had price calculation wrong -

And I only got time to fix Morely location so far .

Midvale location is in process -

As a result - midvale location has discount on for uber to minimise it .

I will keep track of each order form yesterday and today and so on until it fixed .

Whoever has ordered - from midvale store - in due time - I will send $$ coupon back to you to compensate those few extra dollar that you guys have paid .

It may take few days or so - because I will have to do it order by order ..

Once again - please don’t get upset with midvale store price - we didn’t calculate - uber said when we send them the menu - they do a calculation for markup - so that’s where things went wrong I guess .

Thanks Simon

05/06/2026

Edit - 2.30-3.30 truck close for Break -thx

Today - truck (doing Breaky) and shop timing-
Shop at midvale (7/227 Morrison road) is open as usual - 10-8.30pm

Truck will be open from 8.30am at Crimea park Morley .

Doing all the breakfast specials from yesterday . Breaky roll, omelette , breaky burger , and more .

Today truck closes at 8.30 pm .

Truck lunch & Dinner special -

👉 simple waygu gravy roll , chips $10 (lunch only until 2pm)

👉 4x beef or chicken burger , chips , 4x drinks - $50
👉 beef curry (thick sauce ) , chicken curry (soup style gravy) - &20 each with rice pilaf
👉 Naan loaded meat - (mini crispy naan breads, bbq meat of one choice , cheese , curry sauce , bnc mayo ) - $15

05/06/2026

🚚 Uber Eats is available from 10:00 AM at both locations.

Please double-check which location you are ordering from before placing your order.

A quick note about pricing:

Uber Eats charges restaurants approximately 30% commission plus GST. To keep things fair, we do not pass the entire cost onto customers.

Depending on the item:
✅ We absorb around 10-15% of the cost.
✅ Customers contribute around 15-25% of the cost through Uber pricing.

We believe that is a fair and ethical balance.

Now for a little honesty 😂

If someone compares our Uber price to our in-store price and says, "It's too expensive for the portion," my first question would be:

"Do you understand how third-party delivery platforms work? Do you know how much commission Uber charges restaurants? Is it the restaurant's fault that you chose the convenience of a third-party delivery service instead of coming to the shop?"

Convenience has a cost. That's not unique to food. That's how supply, service and delivery work in every industry.

We are confident that we provide honest value for the money we charge, especially when compared with many large food brands.

Constructive feedback about food, service, quality, wait times or anything else is always welcome.

We simply prefer to tell people the truth upfront. 😂



Ps- I edited the post with sugarcoating 😂😂 Simon -

04/06/2026

Good Morning.
Today we are ate Crimea park with truck - serving breakfast from 8.30 am … then lunch and then dinner til 8.30pm..
Truck will be close for break between 2.30 pm - 3.30 pm .

Today for breakfast -

👉 Breakfast Omelette burger with choice of one meat $10
👉 Breaky burger ( choice of meat , egg, hash-brown , bbq sauce, cheese) $12
👉 Breaky plate - choice of one meat, hash-brown , ciabatta , 2x fried egg, $15
👉 Brisket or chicken, egg roti - $12

Our shop is open from 10 am till 8.30 pm open too at midvale .
Uber ordering is now available from shop :)

04/06/2026

We are open - truck and shop both -

Uber ordering is active from shop .

Truck any day - got the tablet waiting activation …

😂😂

04/06/2026

Morning — (edit - i forgot mrs is out of order - i have stocks to buy )

Today truck will be open from 3pm until 8.30pm for dinner. At Crimea park Morley .

Shop is also open and will be open till 8.30 pm .

03/06/2026

Update - truck is running late. Opens at 4pm. Thanks ❤️

Today our shop is open till 8.30 pm (already open now )
From shop - with every purchase over $20 gets you a free small cheeseburger .

Truck will be at Crimea park from 3pm .
Today truck will have a new special.

👉 loaded mini Nan with waygu meat, cheese , truffle@mayo , bbq , fried shallot , 7 cheese sauce - $20
👉 Buy 1 full prized burger from menu and get the second one half price. (Page followers only)
👉 Mac n cheese bites (fries) bowl with Simo’s special topping . - $15 (limited items)

02/06/2026

Today our truck will be open from 3.30pm till 8.30 pm in Crimea park .

Shop is open as well until 8.30 pm.

Today truck will do below special -

👉 4x cheeseburger , chips $25
👉 loaded spud
👉 buy one waygu beef product and get another free - $20

01/06/2026

FML 😂😂 truck can’t be operated - until we fix this - our apologies .

Shop is open 10-8.30 pm.

Today shop will give free small cheeseburger with any purchase over $20 . (Mention it to get it ) (followers only special )

At this stage we have no clue when the truck assist will arrive - so we stuck. And “no” I don’t know how to change a back tyre with heavy load lol.

Thanks - Simon

31/05/2026

Truck is closed today due to the weather. But we will make up for it by being open for breakfast to dinner tomorrow. 9am to 8.30pm at Crimea park Morley 🫶

Shop is open today until 6pm. 227 Morrison road Midvale 🫶

More exciting news: Uber is coming shortly for both our restaurant and our food truck! Account has been set up and we are just waiting for the tablets to arrive! So keep an eye out for us! 🤩