Fresh Batch Cafe

01/10/2026

This croissant is giving bare minimum but its still doing more than your ex!😂

28/09/2026

27/09/2026

🔥“Order or Starve, Bestie” 🔥

🥘 FRESH BATCH MEAL PREP — ORDERS DUE TUESDAY 🥘 $12.50 EACH
Alright guys… gather round. It’s time to choose your meals for the week and pretend you’re a responsible adult again.

The new menu is live and the lineup is hotter than your last situationship:
• BBQ Garlic Beef (the meal that says “I’m thriving”)
• Moroccan Baked Chicken (the ✨exotic✨ one you tell your mum about)
• GF Honey Soy Chicken Stir-Fry (gluten-free but full of attitude)
• Mexican Spiced Lean Mince (spicy, but not “text your ex” spicy)
• Creamy Pasta Bake (the emotional support meal)

Choice of carbs below:
🔥 Turmeric Rice
🥔 Mash
🍠 Sweet Potato Mash
Choose wisely. Your carb says more about you than your star sign.

Orders close Tuesday. Don’t DM us Wednesday with “omg I forgot” we saw you scrolling TikTok instead of ordering.

when you’re ready to lock in your meals for the week, come say hey and we’ll help you fill out the form like the responsible adult you’re attempting to be.
Prefer no human contact? Call us on 0427 944 227 during opening hours. or slide into our DMs.

26/09/2026

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17/09/2026

After "The Incident" Josh and Chelsea will no longer be roller skating your food out.
Chelsea broke her ankle and Josh went pro.
Good luck at the Olympics Josh. Meanwhile, our Carbonara Fettucini is a good focus for all and freaking delicious if your not tracking macros:)

15/09/2026

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Head over and support a local legend! Dirt N Dust Contracting

15/09/2026

Ever since "The Incident" Manuela has been banned from one particular nightclub in Darwin City.
Apparently wearing a big bird outfit and telling people to "square up pony boy" is frowned upon.
BUT her Warm Chicken and Avo Salad is ON POINT

15/09/2026

After "The Incident" we no longer allow Alpacas in store.
We do not apologize for this, Josh hasn't been the same since.
But our Chicken Pesto Pasta is better than ever!!!