The Thirsty Scarecrow

27/06/2026

🇿🇦⚽ MATCH DAY IS ALMOST HERE! ⚽🇿🇦

The boys are back, and there’s no better place to back Bafana Bafana than at The Thirsty Scarecrow! 💛💚

🍺 Ice-cold beers on tap
🍔 Great food
📺 Big screens

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26/06/2026

😁 Nobody smiles this much serving water.
Luckily, it’s delicious Margaritas.

🍸 Fresh lime.
🍸 Premium tequila.
🍸 Pure happiness.

25/06/2026

🥃🔥 DEEP SMOKE. INCREDIBLE FOOD. SECRET LOCATION. 🔥🥃

Join us for an exclusive Ardbeg Whisky Tasting & Dinner at our hidden secret venue.
An evening of world-class smoky whiskies, unforgettable food pairings, and an atmosphere unlike anything else in Stellenbosch.

Trust us… you do NOT want to miss this one.

🍽️ Incredible multi-course dinner
🥃 Premium Ardbeg tastings
📍 Secret venue details revealed after booking
🎟️ Very limited spots available

Book now before the last seats disappear.

24/06/2026

There’s a worm in the tequila bottle… which means somebody at this table is about to make a terrible decision 🐛🥃😂

Tag the friend who’s 100% brave enough eat the worm👇

23/06/2026

21 years in the making ❤️

Some moments don’t need a dance floor, speeches, or fanfare. Just a father looking at his daughter and wondering how the years went by so fast.

Happy 21st Benét! Here’s to the memories you’ve shared and all the adventures still to come. 🥂✨

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22/06/2026

22/06/2026

🍷 COMPLIMENTARY IMBUKO WINE TASTING 🍷

Wine lovers, this one’s for you!

Join us at The Thirsty Scarecrow for a FREE Imbuko Wine Tasting and discover a range of exceptional wines from one of the Cape’s renowned wine producers.

23rd June at 7pm! Booking essential. Imbuko Wines

21/06/2026

🍷 COMPLIMENTARY IMBUKO WINE TASTING 🍷

Wine lovers, this one’s for you!

Join us at The Thirsty Scarecrow for a FREE Imbuko Wine Tasting and discover a range of exceptional wines from one of the Cape’s renowned wine producers.

23rd June at 7pm! Booking essential.

20/06/2026

The Bokke are back! 🇿🇦🏉

No fancy plans needed. Just a cold beer, good company, and shouting at the ref from a safe distance.

Join us for the game and let’s get behind the green and gold. 🍻

19/06/2026

Dad deserves a cold one. 🍺🛹

This Father’s Day, bring the old man to The Thirsty Scarecrow and we’ll give him a FREE beer when you BOOK your table before Sunday.

Whether he’s a craft beer connoisseur, a braai master, or still convinced he could’ve gone pro on a skateboard, we’ve got Father’s Day covered.

T’s & C’s apply.

18/06/2026

To Ivan:

A very happy birthday!

The man who’s the life of the party , the guy who can turn strangers into friends, and the man behind the madness.

Whether he’s behind the scenes making things happen, sharing a story over a coffee, or convincing everyone that his latest idea is a great one, life is never dull with the Crow around.

Thank you for everything you do for The Thirsty Scarecrow, our team, and everyone lucky enough to know you.

Here’s to another year of adventures, laughs, and making memories.

17/06/2026

🇿🇦⚽ WORLD CUP UPDATE FROM NORWAY ⚽🇳🇴

Ivan’s travelled all the way to the world’s most beautiful football field in Henningsvær just to offer Bafana Bafana some completely unsolicited advice. 🤦‍♀️😂

The good news? He’s not actually the coach.

The bad news? He thinks he should be.

While he perfects his tactics somewhere above the Arctic Circle, let’s get behind the boys for their next World Cup clash:

🇿🇦 Bafana Bafana vs Czechia 🇨🇿
📅 18 June 2026
⏰ 18:00 (SA Time)