Hyde Park Cafe

26/09/2026

🚨 **PMB… THIS ONE’S FOR YOU!** 🚨

If your jeans are starting to have a personal vendetta against you 😂👖, or you’re simply feeling like it’s time to get your eating back on track, we’ve got some good news!

🌿 **WEIGH-LESS HAS A NEW SESSION IN CLARENDON!** 🌿

📍 101 Roberts Road, Clarendon
🗓️ Saturday mornings
⏰ 8–9am

And I’m not just sharing this because it sounds good… **my own sister has lost an incredible 19kg in 7 months!** 🙌❤️ And more importantly, she’s reclaimed her health and feels SO much better.

The lovely Weigh-Less team are ready to welcome you — no starving, no surviving on lettuce leaves 🥬😂 and definitely no need to feel like you’re being punished for enjoying food!

Just a **simple, healthy eating plan tailored to YOU**, with support, encouragement and a bunch of people who are in the same boat.

So if you’ve been saying *“I really need to do something…”* for approximately the last 6 months… 😏

**THIS IS YOUR SIGN!** 💚

Come join the Clarendon crew this Saturday! 🌿

📍 **101 Roberts Road, Clarendon**
⏰ **8–9am | Saturday mornings**

Come as you are. We’ll work on the rest together. ❤️

25/09/2026

Whatsapp orders to 0645521218

24/09/2026

18/09/2026

💧 WATER BOTTLE MYSTERY AT HYDE PARK CAFE! 🕵️‍♀️😂

Someone has left their gorgeous water bottle behind at Hyde Park Cafe, and we're pretty sure it's missing its human! 🥹

It's safe and sound with us, waiting patiently to be reunited with its owner. 💚

BUT… there's a little catch! 😉 This bottle has a personalisation on the back, so we need the rightful owner to tell us exactly what it says before claiming it. No lucky guesses, bottle bandits! 😂

📍 Come collect your thirsty little companion at Hyde Park Cafe.

Please share this post so we can get this bottle back where it belongs! 💧❤️

22/08/2026

Go boys! 🏉

19/08/2026

Lemon meringue and cheesecake - in store ordering today only - come grab a bit of naughty. ♥️☕️🎂

15/08/2026

🏆 **WE’VE BEEN NOMINATED!** 🏆

We are incredibly grateful and excited to have been nominated for **Best of PMB & the Midlands** in several categories! 💚

✨ **BEST BAKERY**
☕ **BEST BREAKFAST**
🍔 **BEST BURGER**
☕ **BEST COFFEE SHOP**
🥡 **BEST TAKE AWAY**

If you’ve visited us at Hyde Park Cafe and feel we deserve your vote in **any of these categories**, we would be so grateful for your support. Every vote means so much to our little local business and to the amazing team who work hard every day to make Hyde Park Cafe what it is. ❤️

👉 **Click the link below to vote!**
https://www.bestofsouthafrica.co.za/pmb-midlands/bopmb-voting-category-food-drink/

Thank you for supporting local, for choosing us, and for being part of our Hyde Park Cafe family. We truly appreciate you! 💚

**If you think we deserve it — please give us your vote!** 🏆☕🍔

13/08/2026

12/08/2026

Its not just snowing in the berg....