Chatters Bistro

20/09/2026

Last day before we close for Monday — the puddings need eating — even the ones we baked this morning!
Every one of our home-made desserts at half price, all day Sunday. Come for nothing but the end of the meal if you like. We're open from 12 noon.

Eat in. Excludes Dom Pedros, coffees & takeaway ice cream.

Call 044 3820203
WhatsApp 072 7638595
9a Grey Street, Knysna

19/09/2026

One less meal to make this weekend.

One free kids main course with every full price main course, all day Saturday. Mac n cheese, a little margherita, spaghetti bolognese — the portions are built for under 10s.

Eat in. Open from 12 noon.

Call 044 3820203
WhatsApp 072 7638595
9a Grey Street, Knysna

18/09/2026

Wedges, not chips. There's a difference.

160g beef burger, hand-cut wedges & salad, plus a 330ml beer — R150.

Eat in. We're here from 12 noon.

Call 044 3820203
WhatsApp 072 7638595
9a Grey Street, Knysna

17/09/2026

Bring someone hungry.

Order any pasta on a Thursday & your second one is half price. Lasagne baked in the oven, spaghetti pomodoro with freshly-chopped basil, spaghetti bolognese — whatever two you pick, one will get the discount!

All day, not just the evening. Eat in. Kitchen open from 12 noon.

Call 044 3820203
WhatsApp 072 7638595
9a Grey Street, Knysna

15/09/2026

The fire's lit & the freezer's full.

Order any pizza to take away or have delivered & we'll put a single scoop tub of Harry & Jake ice cream in the bag. Home-made by Clare & Robert in small batches, free-range eggs, whole vanilla pods — the real thing, not a freebie we found somewhere.

Our dough is made every morning & the bases are not perfectly shaped. That's how you know they are hand-made.

Take-away & delivery only, while stocks last.

Call 044 3820203
WhatsApp 072 7638595

13/09/2026

Skip to the good bit!!

Every one of our home-made desserts at half price, all day Sunday. Crème brûlée, pavlova, whatever's on the menu — Clare makes them all.

Come for nothing but the end of the meal if you like. A pudding & a coffee on a slow Sunday afternoon is a perfectly good reason to sit down for an hour. We're open from 12 noon.

Eat in. Excludes Dom Pedros, coffees & takeaway ice cream.

Call 044 3820203
WhatsApp 072 7638595
9a Grey Street, Knysna

10/09/2026

Porcupine Ridge Pizzeria Challenge

08/09/2026

Tuesday. Nobody wants to cook.

Order any pizza to take away or have delivered & we'll put a single scoop tub of Harry & Jake ice cream in the bag. Home-made by Clare & Robert in small batches, free-range eggs, whole vanilla pods — the real thing, not a freebie we found somewhere.

Our dough is made every morning & the bases are not perfectly shaped. That's how you know they are hand-made.

Take-away & delivery only, while stocks last.

Call 044 3820203
WhatsApp 072 7638595

07/09/2026

Give us a vote or 2 or 3 or 10!

Porcupine Ridge Pizzeria Challenge

05/09/2026

Sport done? Shopping done? Bring them in.

One free kids main course with every full price main course, all day Saturday. Mac n cheese, a little margherita, spaghetti bolognese — the portions are built for under 10s.

Eat in. Open from 12 noon.

Call 044 3820203 WhatsApp 072 7638595 9a Grey Street, Knysna