Staying Sane Coffee

09/05/2026

Some people build businesses…
others build people.

My mom did both.

Through chaos, mistakes, growth, and everything in between —
she’s been there. Quietly supporting, pushing, believing… even when I didn’t.

Staying Sane wouldn’t exist without her.
And honestly, neither would the version of me building it today.

This one isn’t about coffee.
It’s about gratitude.

To my mom — thank you for everything you’ve done,
and everything you still do.

Happy Mother’s Day

And to all the moms out there —
you are the real backbone of everything.

BuiltNotBought

04/05/2026

May the Fourth be with you. ⚡☕

Support the force of good coffee.
Not mass-produced. Not soulless.

Real beans. Real roasting. Real people behind it.

If you’ve ever said you want to support local —
this is your moment.

👉 Order online
👉 Back a small business
👉 Taste what coffee should actually be

Let’s show the big guys…
we’re here.

26/04/2026

🔥 FIRST THURSDAY AT STAYING SANE 🔥

This is not your average night out.

We’re opening the doors, turning up the energy, and doing what we do best — coffee, cocktails, and controlled chaos.

Expect:
☕ Signature espresso & specialty coffee
🍸 Coffee cocktails & curated drinks
🍔 Proper food to keep you going
🎶 Music, energy, and a full vibe

Whether you’re here to unwind, connect, or completely lose your mind for a few hours — this is your space.

Limited capacity. No guarantees at the door.
Secure your ticket and don’t miss out.

📍 Parktown North
🗓️ First Thursday 7th of May
🎟️ Tickets available now

Come for the coffee. Stay for the chaos.
Serving Sanity, One Sip at a Time.

https://www.quicket.co.za/events/368797-staying-sane-1st-thursday-may-2026/ #/

21/04/2026

Used Coffee Bean Bags for Sale

We’ve got 100+ authentic used green coffee bean bags (jute/burlap) available from our roastery.

Perfect for:
• Decor (cafés, homes, events)
• Upholstery / cushions
• Gardening & landscaping
• DIY projects & crafts

Each bag has its own unique origin print (Brazil, Colombia, Ethiopia, etc.)

Condition: Used, empty, rustic (proper coffee character 😉)
Location: Parktown North, Johannesburg
Price: 50 rand per bg – discounts for bulk

DM me or WhatsApp to grab yours before they’re gone.

Serving sanity, one sip at a time.

11/04/2026

Craft your own brew and calmness - limited space.

Trust us, its worth it and you are not going to want to miss this.

https://qkt.io/craftyourcalmness



George Eleftheriades

Join us for an immersive, hands-on coffee experience where you’ll learn what truly goes into world-class coffee. Explore the fascinating journey from green coffee beans to the perfect roast. With expert guidance, you’ll craft your very own unique coffee blend – using premium, ethically sourced...

06/04/2026

When it is an early morning roast start and the darkness and lack of sleep haunts the mind….but knowing you are going to sip that hot liquid of gold that takes it from murderous dark morning to a colgate smile with a sunrise. 😂😜😎🥷 check the new coffee products and events on the website.

03/02/2026

An incredible night with the amazing .

You want to be added to the community just dm us and you have access to the hidden events. We don’t just do private events and make coffee 🫣😂🥷👹

20/12/2025

We didn’t say it 😂😂😂😂👇

04/12/2025

Give the gift of pure sanity this Christmas — your future self will thank you 😂🎁
Limited blends still available.
Order at stayingsane.co.za

02/11/2025

Hidden nights. Big energy. Always Sane.
Private birthdays, festive parties, or full-service events — done your way.
DM us or visit stayingsane.co.za to start planning.