Slow Lounge

01/09/2026

🏉 THE RIVALRY IS BACK! 🇿🇦🔥🇳🇿
The Springboks take on the All Blacks and we’re watching every hit, every tackle and every try LIVE at Slow Lounge!
🎶 Music curated by Mafa Bavuma, Blxckluxx & Charlie Deepstar Aytee
🍻 Drinks • Food • Music
🅿️ FREE secure parking
🎟️ FREE ENTRANCE
⏰ Starts 17:00 | Saturday, 05 September
📍 CZ Kubs Building, 266 Oxford Street, East London
Come early. Get your table. Back the Boks. 🇿🇦
Take it Slow… until kick-off. 🏉🔥

30/08/2026

🔥 SUNDAY BUFFET IS SERVED! 🍽️
Why are you still thinking about what to eat? 😭😂 The pots are FULL and the food is READY!
Come through NOW — bring your appetite, grab your plate and enjoy your Sunday at Slow Lounge. 🥘🔥
Don’t hear about it tomorrow. Yiza ngoku! 😎
📍 Oxford Street, East London
Take it Slow. 🖤✨

29/08/2026

🪰😂 IGOGOGO LEMBUZANE… UYEZA KUSILIWE!

East London, since iimbuzane have decided to join us in numbers, masidibane sonke! 😂😭

Namhlanje igogogo lembuzane siyibukela kunye namaBokoboko! 🇿🇦🏉🔥

Come through to Slow Lounge — cold drinks, good food and the Bokke on the big screen.

Iimbuzane zikhona. Amabokoboko akhona. Nawe uyeza! 😂🍻

TAKE IT SLOW 🖤💛

27/08/2026

🚗💦 NEW AMENITY ALERT!

You can now get your car washed at Slow Drip Carwash while you Take it Slow at Slow Lounge. 😎

Drop off the car and:
🍽️ Enjoy a meal with us at Slow Lounge
🐟 Grab some fish from our neighbours at Grand Prix Fisheries.
💈 Get a fresh cut at Kivu barber salon.

One stop. Plenty to do while your car gets the treatment. 👌🏾

📍 Oxford Street, East London

Come dirty. Leave clean. Take it Slow. 😎🚗✨

26/08/2026

🔥 AFTER WORK FRIDAZE + DOUBLE HAPPY HOUR! 🔥

Why wait until after work? 😎🥂

🍻 HAPPY HOUR TWICE!
⏰ 1PM – 2PM
⏰ 5PM – 7PM

Then we roll straight into After Work Fridaze with music curated by BlackLuxx × Superstar Shady 🎧🔥

🎟️ FREE ENTRANCE
🚗 FREE SECURE PARKING
🍽️ Food • Drinks • Hubbly

📅 Friday, 28 August
📍 Slow Lounge | 266 Oxford Street, Belgravia
📲 Bookings: 079 772 5179

Lunch break or knock-off — sikhona. 😎
Take it Slow.

25/08/2026

You spoke. We listened. 🔥🍽️

The response to our Sunday Buffet poll was LOUD so ngoku it’s happening! 😎

Introducing the Slow Lounge SUNDAY BUFFET 🥂
🕐 Every Sunday | 1PM–5PM

🔥 Adults — R239
👧 Under 12 — R120
👶 Under 6 — R80

Come hungry! A variety of delicious hot & cold dishes, great drinks and proper Sunday music await. 🍗🥘🥗

And because Sundays are meant to be taken SLOW…
🍹 Happy Hour: 1PM–2PM & 5PM–7PM
💨 Hubbly available
📺 Big screens for sport
🅿️ Safe parking

This Sunday, we feast. 😮‍💨🔥

📍 51 Belgravia Crescent, East London
📞 Booking is advised: 079 772 5179

Take it Slow. 🥂

24/08/2026

🚗💦 CAR WASH NOW OPEN!

Oxford Street just got a little more convenient. 😎

Get your car washed… come through to Slow Lounge for something to eat or drink.

🚘 Car getting fresh.
🍹 Meanwhile… Take It Slow.

📍 Slow Lounge | Oxford Street

Car wash contact: 071 089 5145

23/08/2026

🚨 SLOW LOUNGE SUNDAY BUFFET? 👀🍽️

We’re thinking about introducing a proper Sunday Buffet at Slow Lounge… but before we touch those pots, sive kuni! 😂

Would you come?

🔥 YES — just tell me when!
👀 Maybe — show me the menu first
😂 No buffet for me, I want my own plate

Now the important part 👇🏾

What is that ONE dish that MUST be on a Slow Lounge Sunday Buffet?

And what would you happily pay for a proper Sunday spread?

R199 | R249 | R299 | R349

Tag the person you’d bring with you. 👀

If the comments convince us… Sunday Buffet might just be loading. 🍖🥘🥗🍰

Take it Slow.

22/08/2026

22/08/2026

🚨 SLOW LOUNGE COURT IS NOW IN SESSION 😂⚖️

Queen Linda and Ncumisser Misser Malamba Ndoda Ndoda have raised some serious allegations against us 😭😂 — apparently kukho indawo emdaka, enukayo, neecouch ezingathi… hayi, masiyeke apho. 😭

Slow Lounge family, we need witnesses! 👀

Those who have actually been here recently — please tell us the truth in the comments.

Is Slow Lounge guilty or not guilty? 😂👇🏾

And please, no paid witnesses. 🤣

The comment section is the courtroom. ⚖️🍸