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Monday 08:00 - 23:00 Tuesday 08:00 - 23:00 Wednesday 08:00 - 23:00 Thursday 08:00 - 23:00 Friday 08:00 - 23:00 Saturday 08:00 - 23:00 Sunday 08:00 - 23:00

Simon's at Groot Constantia

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Tel: 021 794 1143 Email: [email protected] www.simons.co.za
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28/09/2026

Some dishes just don’t make it to the first bite without a photo. 🍽️ 📸

From fresh, colourful plates to comforting favourites and desserts worth saving room for, these recent guest snaps offer another look at what’s been making its way to tables at Simon’s.

A mix of much-loved classics and newer additions, all captured by the people enjoying them.

Which dish are you ordering on your next visit?

Open daily from 7am to 11pm
Breakfast served from 8:30am to 11:30am
Book via Dineplan or call 021 794 1143

**elands

21/09/2026

Spring is in full swing, and we’re celebrating with two days of shopping, good food and beautiful finds at Simon’s. 🌸✨

Join us for our Spring Into Summer Pop-Up Market and browse a curated selection of fashion, jewellery, accessories, gifts, lifestyle pieces and more.

Simon’s Pop-Up Café will be open throughout the day for coffee, lunch, drinks and something sweet between shopping.

📅 Tuesday, 13 & Wednesday, 14 October
⏰ 10am–7pm
📍 Simon’s Restaurant
Free entry.

Come for a browse, stay for lunch, and make a day of it. 🌿

14/09/2026

Two nights of comedy with Alan Committie at Simon’s Restaurant, Groot Constantia. 🎭

SIMON’S SAYS: LAUGH!
Written and performed by Alan Committie

One of South Africa’s most loved comedians brings his latest stand-up material from AVA-LAUGH-TA! to Simon’s for two hilarious nights in the Cape W**elands.

With 28 years of comedy behind him, Alan delivers his trademark witty wordplay, fast-paced humour, physical comedy and sharp observations on everything from passport photos and rental car stress to relationships, travel, passwords and the wonderfully ridiculous world around us.

And yes, the flipchart will be making an appearance.

Alan has written 28 solo stand-up shows, starred in 974 performances of DEFENDING THE CAVEMAN and was inducted into the Comics Choice Hall of Fame in 2025.

Join us for an evening of dinner and live comedy at Simon’s Restaurant in Groot Constantia.

Dinner: 6PM | Show: 8PM
Tickets: R280 per person

Dinner is not included in the ticket price.

11/09/2026

The table is set. The only question is what you’re ordering. 🥩🍝

Slow-roasted Beef Cheeks with creamy mashed potatoes and roasted vegetables? OR Garlic Chicken served with tagliatelle pasta?

Two of our favourite comforting dinner choices from our extensive menu, best enjoyed with good company and a bottle selected from our much-loved w**e list at Simon’s Restaurant in Groot Constantia.

Looking for the perfect dinner spot in Constantia? Gather your favourite people, book your table via Dineplan and join us for an evening among the vineyards.

07/09/2026

South Africa’s most famous Tannie is back with plenty to say. 🇿🇦😂

At 91, Evita Bezuidenhout has seen governments change, history rewritten and more than enough political drama to keep the stories coming.

With municipal elections around the corner, expect sharp observations, unmistakable wit and a reminder that sometimes the best way to make sense of South Africa is to laugh at it.

🍽 Dinner from 6PM
🎤 Show starts at 8PM
🎟 Tickets: R280 per person
📍 Simon’s Restaurant

DINNER IS NOT INCLUDED IN THE TICKET PRICE.

Come for dinner, stay for Evita, and prepare for an evening of satire, stories and South African humour at its finest.

05/09/2026

HOTEL CALIFORNIA: THE ULTIMATE EAGLES TRIBUTE 🎶

Celebrate the timeless music of one of the world’s greatest-selling rock bands with an unforgettable night at Simon’s.

This six-piece tribute brings 20 years of Eagles magic to the stage, with favourites including Hotel California, Tequila Sunrise and Dirty Laundry, plus iconic solo hits like The Boys of Summer.

Expect soaring vocals, classic guitar moments and a feel-good evening of nostalgia in the heart of Groot Constantia.

📅 Friday, 16 October 2026
🍽 Dinner from 6pm (not included in ticket) | Show starts 8pm
📍 Simon’s Restaurant, Groot Constantia

Bookings are essential.

02/09/2026

Fresh sushi on the terrace, bobotie parcels, paprika calamari, slow-cooked lamb shank, buttery baby kingklip and cheesecake to finish.

That’s a taste of Simon’s Restaurant through the eyes of Maritz Explores | UGC Creators | Cape Town and Cape Town 🇿🇦 Travel | Hotels | Food | Tips, from the mountain views outside to the character-filled dining rooms inside.

And yes, four-legged guests are welcome too.

Thanks for capturing Simon’s so beautifully.

18/08/2026

Get ready for dinner with a side of absolute chaos. 😂🍷

Darren Simpson, aka Wackhead, is coming to Simon’s Restaurant for two nights of big laughs, cheeky humour and the kind of unexpected moments you’ll probably still be talking about the next morning.

Come hungry, come thirsty and come prepared to laugh as one of South Africa’s best-known comedians takes the stage for an evening where pretty much anything could happen.

📅 Friday, 18 & Saturday, 19 September 2026
🍽 Dinner from 6PM
🎤 Show starts at 8PM
🎟 Tickets from R280 per person
📍 Simon’s Restaurant, Groot Constantia

DINNER IS NOT INCLUDED IN THE TICKET PRICE.

Hold on to your seats. And your w**e. This one could get interesting. 👀

13/08/2026

🔥 IGNITE IS ON NOW 🔥

The stage is lit, the energy is high, and IGNITE is delivering a bold night of dinner theatre at Simon’s Restaurant, Groot Constantia.

Expect breathtaking aerial performances, fire artistry, powerhouse vocals, electrifying choreography and unforgettable theatrical moments.

Tickets are moving fast for the remaining performances:

🔥 13 August – LIMITED TICKETS
❌ 14 August – SOLD OUT
❌ 15 August – SOLD OUT
🔥 16 August – LIMITED TICKETS

🍽 À la carte dinner from 6pm (not included in the ticket price)
🎭 Show starts at 8pm
📍 Simon’s Restaurant, Groot Constantia
🔞 Recommended for audiences 18+
🎟 Secure your tickets via Quicket.

Address

Groot Constantia W**e Estate, Groot Constantia Rd
Constantia
7806

Opening Hours

Monday	08:00 - 23:00
Tuesday	08:00 - 23:00
Wednesday	08:00 - 23:00
Thursday	08:00 - 23:00
Friday	08:00 - 23:00
Saturday	08:00 - 23:00
Sunday	08:00 - 23:00

Website

https://simons.co.za/

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