12/09/2026
Confession: I've turned into that person who audits gyms without being asked.
Did the Virgin Active round this month — Table View, Claremont, Kenilworth, Century City, Stellenbosch, Foreshore. Quick verdict:
Table View — bathrooms need a serious scrub. Mould smell and all.
Claremont — park up top and you're stuck. Only exit is down. Midday was rammed, couldn't get near a machine.
Kenilworth — easy parking, lots of space, genuinely friendly staff. Best all-rounder.
Century City — cold plunge pools. Sold.
Stellenbosch — solid gym, great view, just don't count on finding parking, and the sauna's unisex.
Foreshore — the view up there is hard to beat. The parking, less so.
Old habits die hard when checking whether businesses deliver on what they promise is your day job.