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Carlson's Jr. South Africa

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Carlson's Jr. South Africa

Eat at the world's best 24 hour FREE DELIVERY anywhere in the world! You name it, we deliver it. Our delivery man Boba is trained by russian KGB services!

27/06/2016

Welcome back customers

Since capitalist America is having birthday party, we are having a party too! All of our meats will be colored red with a special paint we found in the back of the janitorial closet. Ice cubes will be painted blue and water will be dyed white to celebrate the wonderful event. We will hire special entertainer Jahobo to tell you history of america.

Do not forget to buy online. FREE SHIPPING WORLDWIDE FOR FREE!!!!

that is all my carls

17/06/2016

Because our transport hippo died thanks to recent desert cat attack, we bought new POWER car to take us anywhere! Our free SHIPPING WORLDWIDE IS NOW TRIPLE FREE$)!

29/05/2016

Our IT guy Ogroe managed to secure a trap for those pesky desert cats and we have been success!!!!

Coincidentally, we have FREE cheetahs nuggets with every Jr. Carl meal!

22/05/2016

Carlson's Jr. South Africa would like to announce our new daycare center. Yes It may be right.next to the jungle cat pen but we should be safe. Our soldiers are armed with modern nerd weaponry. Enjoy! And remember FREE WORLDWIDE SHIPPING!!!

16/05/2016

A message to our fellow Carlson's junior eaters:

A giant group of jungle cats took over restaurant for last 2 months. Please excuse our abrupt end in social media. We are back and can guarantee FREE SHIPPING WORLDWIDE once more!!! WE are working tirelessly (literally, our car's tires are slashed) to rid of the heathen jungle cats and their fornicated kids out from the restuarant. That is all :)

10/04/2016

Bobo has completed another KGB training, now he can deliver two items at a time!

21/03/2016

Much apologies about the long wait times. Bobo our delivery broke his legs after trying to climb a elefant. However shipping is still FREE WORLDWIDE and we improvised with this stae of the art delivery mobile (our transport hippo was killed by poacher infidels)

17/03/2016

WE apologize for being inactive for so long. our IT guy Ogroe crashed into our power box and left us with no internet. As a saorry, we got new HD 1080p theatre set up for all customers at Carlson's jr!!! Our shipping is now Double Free!!

14/03/2016

We are undergoing maintenance

In the meantime prices have been lowered from 100 USD to 200 USD

Have nice day

13/03/2016

Due to recent relentless attack by desert cats, we have hired personal trainer to train bobo and his familyy of deliverymen into tip top shape. Maybe then desert cat will think 2 time before fighting Carlson Jr. Employee.

This will not effect free World Wide Shipping!!!

11/03/2016

ATTENION:

Desert cats are leakin into streets, be ware that your deliveries will be delayed for safety reasons. However shipping is still FREE WORLDWIDE! That is all my carls

10/03/2016

Bobo's new vehicle for transport has arrived from Amazonian jungle! this is a new photo of him with his son Bibi riding an all new all-terrain vehicle

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6 Mark Street
Britstown
8782

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