06/03/2026
Fellas, we get it. The local specialty coffee shop can be intimidating.
Your woman sends you in, she asks for something that sounds French, you come to the front, hands sweating ... (long pause, deep breath) "she wants a frappie" the barista looks at you.... "Frappè?" ... "yes" you stammer as you try to explain all 24 steps she forgot to text you as to how to make it exactly as she likes it... "do you want whipped cream on it?" The barista asks... "My God"...you think to yourself, "I forgot to ask her about the damned whipped cream" you say "yes" hesitantly not realizing she is at the office right now telling the girls that "he better not have whipped cream on it when he gets here"
And that is exactly why some things are made simple just for you, for a change. Our Stacked Club Melt on your choice of bread is probably held best on a bagel due to the massive amount of turkey, ham, and bacon we fork lifted on to this thing. Toasted to perfection, and served with some mayo packets on the side so no one can mess up the ratio for you. Stop being afraid of Mocha Frappies, and start being intimidated by our sandwiches.