07/14/2026
🚨🚨 THIS WEEK ONLY… THE APORKALYPSE IS BACK. 🚨🚨
No, not an apocalypse.
THE APORKALYPSE.
A 12" locally made flour tortilla is being held hostage and stuffed to absolute capacity with:
🔥 Juicy Pulled Pork
🔥 Crispy Bacon (because every bad decision starts with "let's add bacon")
🔥 Creamy Mac & Cheese
🔥 Crunchy Onion Strings
🔥 Our House-Made Honey Sriracha BBQ Sauce
Then we fold it shut like we're trying to hide our crimes and grill it until it's crispy, melty, and downright irresponsible.
This thing is so ridiculously good you'll:
🐷 Eat half in the parking lot.
🐷 Tell yourself you'll save the rest for later.
🐷 Finish the entire thing before you hit the stoplight.
Comes with chips and a 20oz drink for $15.99, because you'll need something to wash down your poor life choices.
⚠️ FAIR WARNING: This is one of our most requested specials and it's only here until SATURDAY. After that, it disappears back into the BBQ vault until the next time we decide to end civilization.
And now for the most important question of the week…
👇 Are you a civilized human who cuts this thing in half and shares… or are you a feral little goblin who eats the entire Aporkalypse by yourself in your car while making eye contact with nobody? We need answers. 👇🌯🐷