The False 9

07/21/2026

Time Out!

All Appetizers are Half Price Today!

Spicy Balls, Chicken Wings, Pickle Balls, Chicken Nachos, Birria Egg Rolls! You Can't Miss!

07/20/2026

It's $10 Pie Day!

Steak Pie. Chicken & Mushroom Pie, Steak Pie, Chicken & Mushroom Pie.
How Can One Choose? For Only $10 You Don't Have Too.

Grab a Pie On a Beautiful Stack of Mashed Potatoes Topped with Gravy. Available Every Day, But Only $10 Today!

07/19/2026

It All Comes Down to This.

Pick Your Winner and Come On Down.

Watch the Game with Our Chicken Nachos, Spicy Balls, Steak Pie or Half Chicken Dinner and You've Got a Winner Either Way.

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07/18/2026

We're Prepping for Tomorrow.

And Wow, Are You Gonna Be Impressed.

Thick, Fluffy Pancakes Loaded With Chocolate Chips, Then Topped With MORE Chocolate Chips, Whipped Cream and Powdered Sugar.

07/16/2026

It’s Jacket Potato Day!
You Can’t Beat a $10 Potato!

Today’s Potato is Tuna Salad.

A Perfect Crispy Jacket Potato Topped With Tuna, Corn, Mayo and Garnished with Parsley and Lemon.

07/16/2026

It's Hot. So Hot.

You Know What's SO COOL. Our Beers and Crafty Cocktails!

Come Take a Break, Grab a Cocktail and Chill with Us.

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07/15/2026

$7 Cheeseburger Wednesdays & THE England Game!
3 Great Things About to Be Paired Down to 2.

Probably the Best Burger Deal in Town. Or in Any Town.

Definitely One of the Best Football Matches. In the World.

07/14/2026

We're About to Get Into That Wing Thing!

$8 Wings Every Tuesday and Friday. Open to Close.

07/13/2026

Trivia is Back!

We Missed You! We Missed You!

Soccer is Over so Come Grab Those $10 Pies and Maybe Even Win a Gift Certificate.
We're Giving Out Three!

07/12/2026

Our Happy Hour Might Be the Best in Valley Junction. Or the World.

$4 Glasses of House Wine from 3-6.

Not a Wine Fan? We Got You.
$4 Domestic Draws and Bottles, $5 Crafts, Imports and Seltzers and $6 Moscow Mules.

The False Nine is a matchday inspired Social Club built around thoughtful food, creative drinks and the shared excitement of live sport.