Mad Hooter Coffeehouse & Gallery

10/12/2026

Steam's curling out of the kitchen: our Chicken Alfredo Calzone ($13.99) comes folded snug and baked golden, packed with creamy alfredo, tender chicken, and melted cheese. The Mad Ho**er calls it the coziest thing we've pulled from the oven all season, and the owl rarely oversells. Make it your lunch at 63 Main, Varnville. What's the one thing you always grab from the case?

10/12/2026

Starting today! We'll be back to normal soon.

Hour changes his week!

10/12/2026

Halfway through the morning deserves a small celebration. The Special Shake, $6.00, is thick enough to slow a straw and cold enough to make the Mad Ho**er ruffle his feathers with delight: one sip and the gears hum a little happier. Swing by 63 Main, Varnville, and treat yourself. What's your go-to order when you walk in?

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10/12/2026

Monday morning in Curio City starts the same way every good day does: with the first pour of Drip Coffee, $3.25, steaming behind the counter while the Mad Ho**er shakes the sleep from his feathers. Bright, honest, and exactly what 7am ordered. Doors open at 63 Main, Varnville, 7 to 7 today. Tell us, curious friends: what should we bring back to the menu?

10/11/2026

Sunday evening in Varnville calls for a slow finish: a Caramel Macchiato from the Mad Ho**er (small $3.75, large $6.95). Warm, gently sweet, and best sipped while the owl keeps watch over 63 Main. Cozy lamps, unhurried gears, and a cup that outlasts the sunset until we close at 8 tonight. Tell us your perfect Saturday morning here.

10/11/2026

Hour changes his week!

10/11/2026

The afternoon calls for a sweet pit stop in Wonderland: the Fall Chillatte, Caramel Apple ($6.95), swirls crisp apple around caramel in something cold and bright, just peculiar enough to feel like it was invented over the Mad Ho**er's brass rig. Dessert that travels like a drink: it is exactly the pick-me-up the evening stretch was asking for, and the owl will hoot you in at 63 Main, Varnville until 8 tonight.

Who's your coffee date this week? Tag them.

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10/11/2026

Lunch hour just got peculiar in the best way: the Hawaiian Stromboli ($10.00) wraps smoky ham, sweet pineapple, and melted cheese inside golden, oven-fired crust, hearty enough to power the whole afternoon. The Mad Ho**er gives it a long, approving hoot from his perch at 63 Main, Varnville, and a seat waits beneath the brass and feathers. Claim your table, order your drink, and settle the only debate that matters around here: hot or iced? Tell us your preference.

10/11/2026

Mid-morning deserves a small, peculiar reward. Our Chai Latte ($5.00) is warm spice and steamed milk under a cloud of foam, brewed from a recipe the Mad Ho**er guards behind brass and feathers. He's watching over 63 Main, Varnville until 8 tonight if you need an excuse.

How do you take yours: extra spicy, extra sweet, or perfectly in between?

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10/11/2026

Sunday mornings move at teapot pace, and the counter is ready: the Chocolate Chip Cookie, $1.50, chip-studded and sweet enough to start the whole day kind. The Mad Ho**er has claimed his spot on the perch to see which of you picks sweet and which goes savory; breakfast sandwiches are on the grill if that is more your speed. Doors swing open at 8, and 63 Main, Varnville smells like a good decision from the first minute. Sweet or savory this morning?