Resuscitate Me Coffee

Resuscitate Me Coffee Come hang out, recharge, and maybe even come back from the dead. 💀

Resuscitate Me Coffee is where the living come to wake up. ☕️
A bold, slightly chaotic coffee shop serving craft drinks, strong brews, and a vibe you won’t find anywhere else.

HAPPY MONDAY, MORTALS. ☕️💀The weekend has officially been pronounced dead.Your alarm was disrespectful.Your motivation i...
08/17/2026

HAPPY MONDAY, MORTALS. ☕️💀

The weekend has officially been pronounced dead.

Your alarm was disrespectful.
Your motivation is missing.
And somehow people already expect you to do things.

Absolutely unhinged behavior.

Fortunately, we have the elixir of life brewing. 🖤

Come get caffeinated, resurrect whatever personality you have left, and pretend Monday didn’t just happen to all of us.

Death can wait. Coffee first. ⚡️☕️

📍 Resuscitate Me Coffee
308 Church Ave | Troy, TX

Softball 🥎 and RMC! 🧡💙💀🖤
08/16/2026

Softball 🥎 and RMC! 🧡💙💀🖤

🍑💀 THE LEMON HAS BEEN SQUEEZED. NOW COMES THE REAPER. 💀🍑The Last Squeeze has officially left the building.And starting T...
08/16/2026

🍑💀 THE LEMON HAS BEEN SQUEEZED. NOW COMES THE REAPER. 💀🍑

The Last Squeeze has officially left the building.

And starting TODAY, the second half of our August Drink of the Month has arrived:

☠️ THE PEACH REAPER ☠️

Think warm peach cobbler got caffeinated and chose violence.

🍑 House-made peach cobbler syrup
☕ Espresso
🥛 Creamy milk
☁️ Sweet cream cold foam
🍪 Buttery cookie crumbles and brown sugar

Sweet. Juicy. Buttery. Ridiculously good.

And just like The Last Squeeze, you don’t have long to get attached.

Available August 16–31 ONLY.

Two drinks. One month. Zero regrets.

Come get reaped. 🍑☠️

📍 Resuscitate Me Coffee
308 Church Ave • Troy, TX

Death can wait. Drink the coffee.

08/15/2026

WE DON’T JUST MAKE THE COFFEE.
WE ROAST THE DAMN THING. ☕️🔥💀

Right here at Resuscitate Me Coffee.

Green beans go in.
Freshly roasted, ridiculously good coffee comes out.

No mystery beans. No “roasted somewhere, sometime” situation. Just us, our roaster, a whole lot of heat, and Mort supervising like OSHA’s worst nightmare.

🔥 Roasted in-house
☕️ Fresh as hell
💀 Made right here in Troy

Your coffee has a backstory. And it starts with us setting beans on fire professionally.

08/15/2026

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BEEN SUMMONED.
PUP CUPS HAVE
Because your emotional support coffee deserves to come with an emotional support snack for your dog.
RMC Pup Cups are officially on the menu for our four-legged regulars.
Bring the dog.
Get the coffee.
Pay the pup tax by letting us say hi.
Resuscitate Me Coffee
9 308 Church Ave • Troy, TX
Bonus points if your dog looks mildly offended that you ordered for yourself first. 🖤💀

FRIDAY HAS ENTERED THE CHAT. ☕️💀We made it.Did we thrive? Debatable.Did we survive? Technically.Are we about to reward o...
08/14/2026

FRIDAY HAS ENTERED THE CHAT. ☕️💀

We made it.

Did we thrive? Debatable.
Did we survive? Technically.
Are we about to reward ourselves with an unreasonable amount of caffeine?

Absolutely.

Mort says quit pretending you’re productive and come get coffee. Your emails will still be there afterward. Unfortunately.

☕️ Coffee first.
💀 Responsibilities eventually.
⚡ Bad decisions pending.

HAPPY FRIDAY, TROY.
Come get resuscitated. 🖤

📍 Resuscitate Me Coffee
308 Church Ave | Troy, TX

It. Got. Heated.
08/14/2026

It. Got. Heated.

☠️🎲 THURSDAYS AT RMC ARE DOING THE MOST. 🎲☕️Why have ONE reason to come see us when we can give you two?⚡ RESURRECTION H...
08/13/2026

☠️🎲 THURSDAYS AT RMC ARE DOING THE MOST. 🎲☕️

Why have ONE reason to come see us when we can give you two?

⚡ RESURRECTION HOUR | 2–4 PM
Buy one drink, get your SECOND DRINK 50% OFF.

Not both 50% off. 😂
Mort may be dead, but he understands basic economics.

Grab one for you. Grab one for your work bestie. Grab both for yourself—we’re not involving ourselves in your business.

THEN…

🎲 GAME NIGHT | 6–8 PM

Come back, stay awhile, and make some questionable strategic decisions.

We’ve got:
🍕 Hot pizza
🥨 Pretzel bites
🥤 Game Night mocktails
☕ Our full drink menu
🍴 Our regular food menu
🎲 Games to play—or bring your own!

Come alone. Bring your crew. Challenge a stranger. Destroy a friendship over a board game. Make a new one five minutes later.

THURSDAYS ARE FOR BOGO + GAME NIGHT.

⚡ 2–4 PM: Caffeinate for less.
🎲 6–8 PM: Choose violence over cardboard.

📍 Resuscitate Me Coffee
308 Church Ave • Troy, TX

☠️ Life is short. Play more games.

Address

308 Church Avenue Suite 400
Troy, TX
76579

Opening Hours

Monday 6am - 6pm
Tuesday 6am - 6pm
Wednesday 6am - 6pm
Thursday 6am - 6pm
Friday 6am - 6pm
Saturday 7am - 6pm
Sunday 9am - 2pm

Telephone

+12544619191

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