Snarky’s Pizza & Burgers

Snarky’s Pizza & Burgers Old Town Tomball’s new Pizza, Burgers, & Wings place. Full bar with 8 beers on tap and hand crafted cocktails.
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10/02/2026

Wood Fired, Sourdough Crust. Let’s put a flame 🔥 into your weekend.

Content created by a human being 😎 Where AI means Authentic Ingredients

Tomball Style Pizza, traditional slant- 96 Hr fermented Sourdough crust, house red sauce, mozzarella, cupped pepperoni, ...
10/01/2026

Tomball Style Pizza, traditional slant- 96 Hr fermented Sourdough crust, house red sauce, mozzarella, cupped pepperoni, house made Italian sausage, fresh market bell peppers. Wood fired pizza.

Last night was beautiful on Market Street. Good drink, good food, good times.
09/26/2026

Last night was beautiful on Market Street. Good drink, good food, good times.

Sausage Fest- Sourdough crust, 3 styles of house grind sausages; Italian, Argentinian Chorizo, and Smoked Kielbasa finis...
09/25/2026

Sausage Fest- Sourdough crust, 3 styles of house grind sausages; Italian, Argentinian Chorizo, and Smoked Kielbasa finish with a basil pesto swirl. Order it with your own assumptions.

Patio Days are coming. Until then the AC is still raining down on our patio. It’s semi climate controlled with uncontrol...
09/24/2026

Patio Days are coming. Until then the AC is still raining down on our patio. It’s semi climate controlled with uncontrollable happiness. 😎

$10 burger basket Tuesday! It’s a thing now and it’s ALL DAY. Single smash & a side. Upgrades available.
09/22/2026

$10 burger basket Tuesday! It’s a thing now and it’s ALL DAY. Single smash & a side. Upgrades available.

That cool Patio lookin like a nice option on a day like today. Oh yeah.
09/19/2026

That cool Patio lookin like a nice option on a day like today. Oh yeah.

Wingin’ it Wednesday gonna be a thing. $5 wing baskets all day. Happy Hour 3-6 $5 bacon fresno chili queso, cheesy sourd...
09/16/2026

Wingin’ it Wednesday gonna be a thing. $5 wing baskets all day. Happy Hour 3-6 $5 bacon fresno chili queso, cheesy sourdough, & draft beers. Hump Day never looked better.

The Elliot- Weller Special Reserve, Fresh Lemon Juice, House Pomegranate Grenadine, Aromatic Bitters on the big ice. The...
09/15/2026

The Elliot- Weller Special Reserve, Fresh Lemon Juice, House Pomegranate Grenadine, Aromatic Bitters on the big ice. The original Wheated Bourbon for an original cocktail.

Some new daily specials & happy hour coming to you Tuesday-Thursday. $10 Tuesday burger baskets starts tomorrow 9-15.
09/14/2026

Some new daily specials & happy hour coming to you Tuesday-Thursday. $10 Tuesday burger baskets starts tomorrow 9-15.

Sunday Brunch check listBacon ✅Eggs ✅Fried Potatoes ✅Beef ✅Bloody Mary ✅
09/13/2026

Sunday Brunch check list
Bacon ✅
Eggs ✅
Fried Potatoes ✅
Beef ✅
Bloody Mary ✅

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09/11/2026

Always Remember

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Chicken Tender Salad-smart. Remember, sarcasm is the body’s natural reaction to stupidity. We have a few bottles of idio...
09/09/2026

Chicken Tender Salad-smart. Remember, sarcasm is the body’s natural reaction to stupidity. We have a few bottles of idiot repellent behind the bar. Just ask your bartender if your table needs a spritz. 😉

The Pizzas we serve on Friday start today on a Monday. By Friday, after time to ferment, the crust will be in a good moo...
09/07/2026

The Pizzas we serve on Friday start today on a Monday. By Friday, after time to ferment, the crust will be in a good mood. 🙂

Perhaps a little spice to set you up for the weekend. Fresh jalapeño slices and pinched spicy Italian sausage topped wit...
09/04/2026

Perhaps a little spice to set you up for the weekend. Fresh jalapeño slices and pinched spicy Italian sausage topped with a little pesto. All made in house from scratch in a kitchen where AI means Always Inspired.

Burger flags are flying today.
09/01/2026

Burger flags are flying today.

Time to launch the week. Make it a good one.
08/25/2026

Time to launch the week. Make it a good one.

The only AI you’ll find around our place is Authentic Ingredients like the 3 in our Sourdough Pizza Crust; Italian Winte...
08/22/2026

The only AI you’ll find around our place is Authentic Ingredients like the 3 in our Sourdough Pizza Crust; Italian Winter Wheat + Water + Sea Salt. That’s it.

Man it’s hot. Let’s cool you off with this refreshing Gazpacho and a roasted Hatch Chile Pizza Foldie.
08/20/2026

Man it’s hot. Let’s cool you off with this refreshing Gazpacho and a roasted Hatch Chile Pizza Foldie.

I’m busy right now. Can I ignore you another time please?
08/19/2026

I’m busy right now. Can I ignore you another time please?

Market Pizza 8-15Sourdough Crust with Bianca SauceRed Bell Peppers- Atkinson FarmsGreen Bell Peppers- Theiss FarmsGreek ...
08/15/2026

Market Pizza 8-15
Sourdough Crust with Bianca Sauce
Red Bell Peppers- Atkinson Farms
Green Bell Peppers- Theiss Farms
Greek Goat Cheese- Dapper Goat
Italian Sausage- Tejas
Barrel Aged Balsamic- Montgomery Gourmet

All smiles here. Whole wings done right. Great for nights when we need practice watching football practice.
08/13/2026

All smiles here. Whole wings done right. Great for nights when we need practice watching football practice.

A smashing week is on deck.
08/11/2026

A smashing week is on deck.

08/06/2026

It’s Friday eve and we’re stirring up fun.

White Lightening Crispy Chicken sandwich. Crispy fried buttermilk chicken, white tarragon bbq sauce, pickles, on a toast...
08/04/2026

White Lightening Crispy Chicken sandwich. Crispy fried buttermilk chicken, white tarragon bbq sauce, pickles, on a toasty potato bun.

Address

306 Market Street
Tomball, TX
77375

Opening Hours

Tuesday 11am - 9pm
Wednesday 11am - 9pm
Thursday 11am - 9pm
Friday 11am - 10pm
Saturday 11am - 10pm
Sunday 11am - 7pm

Telephone

+1 832-422-2019

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