10/06/2026
Orders are open y’all!
This is what 12 hours of patience looks like. 🔥🦃
Thanksgiving is handled. You just show up hungry.
Skip the 5 a.m. alarm, the grocery store chaos, and the "is it done yet?" panic. Our whole turkeys are brined, rubbed, and smoked low and slow until the skin turns mahogany and the meat stays juicy all the way through. Every side is made from scratch with elevated ingredients. No shortcuts, no boxes, no stress.
You get the credit. We do the cooking. 😉
⭐ THANKSGIVING FEASTS ⭐
Each feast includes a whole smoked turkey + all three sides, sized for your group:
• Brussels Sprouts w/ Balsamic & Maple
• House Focaccia Stuffing
• Glazed Shallot & Leek Mashed Potatoes
🏡 Small Gathering (8–10 guests): $395
👨👩👧👦 Family Table (12–14 guests): $475
🏘️ Big Crowd (16–18 guests): $550
🍯 Add Orange Blossom Honey Ham to any feast: $110 (serves 10–12)
🛒À LA CARTE
Whole Smoked Turkey: $185 / $225 / $265 (small / medium / large)
Orange Blossom Honey Ham: $125 half / $225 whole
Any side: $75 (serves 8–10) or $110 (serves 12–15)
✅ Drop-Off delivery, so you don’t have to travel
✅ Simple reheat instructions included, table-ready in under an hour
✅ No dishes piled in your sink
⚠️ Smoker space is limited. Orders close November 19 or when we sell out.
📩 Message us with your guest count and we'll take care of the rest!