King's Feast

King's Feast The King's Feast ~ A two hour dinner theatre show with a five course meal and drink fit for a King! With commemorative drinking vessel! All fit for a King!

The King’s Feast™ - A two hour dinner theatre extravaganza! All you can eat and drink during our world famous dinner theatre show! Appetizer, soup, salad, delicious vegetables, and the most royal cuts of prime rib, chicken, sausage and more all topped off with a sweet dessert course! Each feaster will receive a King's Feast™ Tankard to indulge in the merriment! Wine and Ale beverages included with

your feast, bring thy identification if you're 21 and over! For VIP Reservations or Book General Seating tickets, find us online at www.kingsfeast.com or www.texrenfest.com

Hear ye, hear ye!King’s Feast reservations are now LIVE for the Texas Renaissance Festival. Secure your seat at the tabl...
04/15/2026

Hear ye, hear ye!

King’s Feast reservations are now LIVE for the Texas Renaissance Festival. Secure your seat at the table now at www.texrenfest.com

General festival tickets are also on sale, so you can plan your full adventure today.

Use code EARLYBIRD26 at checkout to receive 20% off select festival days, weekend passes, season passes, and parking.

Planning to stay the weekend? The Fields of New Market Campground is now open for reservations, and the same 20% discount applies to camping and tickets with code EARLYBIRD26.

This offer is only valid through April 30, so don’t wait!

Huzzah!

Weekend Forecast by the Royal Weather Wizards: RAIN. Lots of it.Saturday is SOLD OUT! A wise crowd indeed — they secured...
11/18/2025

Weekend Forecast by the Royal Weather Wizards: RAIN. Lots of it.

Saturday is SOLD OUT! A wise crowd indeed — they secured warm, dry shelter inside the King’s Arms Feast Hall, where juicy prime rib, hearty vegetables, decadent desserts, and a two-hour spectacle await. All enjoyed while sipping from their handmade King’s Feast mugs. A finer refuge from the storm you shall not find!

But hear this, good people!
A few precious seats remain for Sunday’s early show — and they will not last.

Do not be left wandering the village in the rain while others feast like royalty!

Secure thy place today, before the clouds — and the crowds — claim them all!

Huzzah!

A Royal Weather Advisory!The sun scorches like a dragon’s breath this weekend, and even the knights are wilting in their...
11/14/2025

A Royal Weather Advisory!

The sun scorches like a dragon’s breath this weekend, and even the knights are wilting in their armor!

But fear not -- The King’s Feast Hall remains cool, comfortable, and filled with chilled mead, laughter, and air fit for nobility (and the occasional barbarian).

Saturday is SOLD OUT, but His Majesty has graciously left a few seats open for Sunday at 11:00 AM and 2:00 PM!

Seek shelter, stay cool, and feast like royalty - before the last seats vanish!

A Royal Complaint Regarding This Infernal WeatherHear ye, hear ye!A message from His Majesty’s ever-suffering Messenger,...
11/13/2025

A Royal Complaint Regarding This Infernal Weather

Hear ye, hear ye!

A message from His Majesty’s ever-suffering Messenger, presently melting upon the cobblestones of New Market Village!

The sun blazes like a dragon’s temper, knights are sweating through their armor, and even the jesters’ paint is beginning to run! It seems the very heavens have mistaken November for midsummer!

But fret not, good people (and you rambunctious barbarians too) - within The King’s Feast Hall, the air is cooler than the frost dragon’s breath! A place of comfort, shade, and civilization (mostly).

Inside awaits roasted meats, chilled mead, laughter, and the gentle breeze of our enchanted air… truly a blessing in these fiery times!

So if thou findest thyself faint from the heat, stumble thy way into The King’s Feast and let His Majesty’s hospitality restore thy strength.

By decree of the King,
Stay cool. Feast well. Behave… reasonably.

A Most Courteous Missive from His Majesty’s Feast HallTo the esteemed (and occasionally unruly)  of the ,His Majesty ext...
11/12/2025

A Most Courteous Missive from His Majesty’s Feast Hall

To the esteemed (and occasionally unruly) of the ,

His Majesty extends his warmest regards and humbly reminds thee of a few gentle courtesies before thy arrival at The King’s Feast this weekend.

Firstly, take heed -- Saturday’s Feast is sold out! The Great Hall is already brimming with nobles, knights, and jesters aplenty. However, Sunday’s Feast still has room for a few bold souls who can wield their language skills to book their seats -- whether by magical scroll (online) or by visiting the Feast Hall in person.

Pray, do endeavor to use the silverware provided --those glittering implements of civilization-- and refrain from bellowing for “Grog,” as our cellars contain finer vintages than any swamp mead.

Furthermore, the Feast Wenches are not to be claimed as “Barbarian Queens,” though thou mayst offer them a crown woven from the bones of thine enemies should they find it fashionable.

Lastly, the weather shall be unseasonably warm, so thou art encouraged to shed thy furs and bask in the cool breath of our hall’s resident frost dragon.

May thy appetite be vast, thy manners restrained, and thy feast most glorious.

By order of the King,
His Most Dutiful Messenger

Reminder!This Sunday, November 9th, we honor our Heroes & Veterans with an exclusive 15% discount on all King’s Feast ti...
11/06/2025

Reminder!
This Sunday, November 9th, we honor our Heroes & Veterans with an exclusive 15% discount on all King’s Feast tickets for the 11:00 AM show—but seats are disappearing fast.

This is a one-day-only opportunity to dine in royal style, celebrate our nation’s heroes, and experience the Feast like never before.

Purchase online to secure your spot—or try your luck in person if any seats remain.

Don’t miss your chance to feast with the heroes among us.

Happy Halloween! 🎃
10/31/2025

Happy Halloween! 🎃

When the weather turns wicked… the sweets get even sweeter! 🎃Rain may be brewing and thunder may roll through New Market...
10/22/2025

When the weather turns wicked… the sweets get even sweeter! 🎃

Rain may be brewing and thunder may roll through New Market Village, but inside the King’s Feast Hall, the only chills are from our devilishly good desserts. Bite into sinfully sweet treats—mini crème brûlée, rich mousse, and other confections crafted to tempt even the most haunted of appetites.

While others shiver in the storm, you’ll be warm, dry, and savoring every last indulgent bite.

Seats vanish fast—reserve your Feast now and let it pour outside while you dine like royalty inside. 👑

The weather may be frightful... but the Feast is delightful! 👻🍷Thunderstorms and howling winds may sweep through New Mar...
10/21/2025

The weather may be frightful... but the Feast is delightful! 👻🍷

Thunderstorms and howling winds may sweep through New Market Village this weekend, but fear not! The King’s Feast is held indoors -- warm, dry, and filled with laughter, mead, and a six-course banquet fit for royalty.

While ghouls and damp werewolves roam the lanes, you’ll be toasting and feasting in comfort.

We open rain or shine, so grab your cloaks and come dine with the King!

Seats are limited—reserve your Feast before the storm rolls in!

Opening weekend was a roaring success—and what a Feast it was!A thunderous HUZZAH to our incredible Feast Wenches, who f...
10/16/2025

Opening weekend was a roaring success—and what a Feast it was!

A thunderous HUZZAH to our incredible Feast Wenches, who filled the King’s Arms Hall with laughter, mead, and merriment from dawn till dusk!

If you missed it… you missed a weekend of unforgettable revelry. But worry not—there’s still time to claim your seat at the royal table before the next feast sells out!

Don’t be left outside the hall—reserve your Feast tickets today!

HUZZAH!

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21778 FM-1774
Todd Mission, TX
77363

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