Tea and Strumpets

Tea and Strumpets Tea, Toast, and Aperitifs ... whether you want Toast, or you want *to* Toast ... join us! October an Fall 2018 within the Texas Renaissance Festival

Even the smallest heroes need sustenance.Tea & Strumpets has reserved tables for little adventurers, patient companions,...
08/16/2026

Even the smallest heroes need sustenance.

Tea & Strumpets has reserved tables for little adventurers, patient companions, and the parents who made this whole extraordinary weekend possible.

High Tea and Renaissance Tea available this Heroes and Villains weekend.

Reserve thy table and give the whole family a proper place to land.

There are two ways to do All Hallows Eve weekend.Wandering the lanes until the magic runs out.Or building in a reserved ...
08/15/2026

There are two ways to do All Hallows Eve weekend.

Wandering the lanes until the magic runs out.

Or building in a reserved table at Tea & Strumpets where the magic gets to refuel.

High Tea and Renaissance Tea available. Reserve thy seat and choose the better version of the day.

There is treasure, and then there is a tea tray.Both involve things worth seeking out. Only one requires a reservation.T...
08/14/2026

There is treasure, and then there is a tea tray.

Both involve things worth seeking out. Only one requires a reservation.

Tea & Strumpets is open this Pirate Adventure weekend, with High Tea and Renaissance Tea and treats that are, honestly, the real find of the festival day.

Reserve thy table and come claim it.

High Tea has a history in the British Isles that goes back further than most festival traditions.It feels entirely right...
08/13/2026

High Tea has a history in the British Isles that goes back further than most festival traditions.

It feels entirely right to observe it properly during Highland Fling weekend.

Tea & Strumpets is ready for thee. Reserved seating, High Tea and Renaissance Tea, and the full experience of a proper afternoon table.

Reserve thy spot and honor the tradition.

One could argue that tea is not a barbarian activity.One could also argue that a reserved seat, treats in hand, and the ...
08/12/2026

One could argue that tea is not a barbarian activity.

One could also argue that a reserved seat, treats in hand, and the entire festival unfolding around thee is actually the most advantageous position in the whole invasion.

We rest our case.

Tea & Strumpets. High Tea and Renaissance Tea. Reserve thy table.

Thou art going to want a photo at Tea & Strumpets this weekend.The costumes. The setting. The treat tray. The fact that ...
08/11/2026

Thou art going to want a photo at Tea & Strumpets this weekend.

The costumes. The setting. The treat tray. The fact that thou art sitting down with a proper cup of tea in the middle of a fairy festival.

It is all very much worth documenting.

High Tea and Renaissance Tea may still be available. Reserve thy table before the weekend fills.

There are two kinds of festival guests on Oktoberfest weekend.Those who think about reserving tea and never quite get ar...
08/10/2026

There are two kinds of festival guests on Oktoberfest weekend.

Those who think about reserving tea and never quite get around to it.

And those who are already seated at Tea & Strumpets, cup in hand, watching the world wander past.

Be the second kind.

High Tea and Renaissance Tea available. Reserve thy table now.

Some festival weekends become traditions.Celtic Christmas tends to be one of them. Year after year, the same families. T...
08/09/2026

Some festival weekends become traditions.

Celtic Christmas tends to be one of them. Year after year, the same families. The same friends. The same joy of arriving in December and finding the whole world dressed for the season.

If Tea & Strumpets is not already part of thy Celtic Christmas tradition, this is the year to start.

High Tea and Renaissance Tea available. Reserve thy table.

The festival is full of drama this Heroes and Villains weekend.And Tea & Strumpets is full of a different kind of excell...
08/08/2026

The festival is full of drama this Heroes and Villains weekend.

And Tea & Strumpets is full of a different kind of excellence: reserved tables, warm tea, and a tray of treats that does not require a dramatic backstory to enjoy.

High Tea and Renaissance Tea available. Book thy table and step into the calm.

Little goblins, tiny witches, and very small creatures of the night have a lot of festival to get through.When the haunt...
08/07/2026

Little goblins, tiny witches, and very small creatures of the night have a lot of festival to get through.

When the haunting gets tiring and the treats need supplementing, Tea & Strumpets is waiting with a reserved table and a proper afternoon spread.

High Tea and Renaissance Tea available this All Hallows Eve weekend.

Reserve thy table for the whole haunted family.

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21778 FM 1774 #7
Todd Mission, TX
77363

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