06/18/2026
Fresh from our Macros & Mommy Issues collection... meet Seriously, Deborah?
Remember when your mom said, "We have snacks at home," and somehow it was never the snack you actually wanted?
Well... we fixed that.
Seriously, Deborah? is our unapologetically indulgent protein brookie—our "We Have Snacks at Home" brownie loaded with chunks of our classic chocolate chip cookie dough, finished with a rich chocolate drizzle and rainbow crunch because adulthood is hard, protein is expensive, and sprinkles are still cheaper than therapy.
Oh, before Deborah sends you the nutrition lecture...
This single uncut 8×8 pan packs approximately 90 grams of protein.
Healing your inner child.. one macro at a time.