Satire Brewing Company

Satire Brewing Company Satire Brewing Company is Thornton's most inappropriate small-batch brewpub and eatery. Our space has plenty to offer.
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Satire Brewing Company stands out as one of Denver’s best and most original brewpubs. , it was listed among the top 5 must-follow breweries on Instagram in the area. At Satire, we’re all about offering creative and unique beers you won’t find anywhere else in Denver. If beer isn’t your thing, don’t worry—we also serve wine, ciders, and handcrafted cocktails. There’s something for everyone here, wi

th both food and drinks on the menu. We’ve got several indoor rooms and event spaces, plus a large heated patio outside that sits right by the Highline Canal. Whether you want a casual meal or are planning a big get-together, we’ve got you covered. Our venue can host gatherings like parties, meetings, and events.

Father's day is only a week away! Here's to the dad who taught you the difference between "good whiskey" and "cheap whis...
06/14/2026

Father's day is only a week away! Here's to the dad who taught you the difference between "good whiskey" and "cheap whiskey."

BOURBON TASTING RACKS
We now have over 50 whiskeys behind the bar, so build your own tasting rack with 4 pours of your choice and find your perfect lineup. Smooth, smoky, bold, dangerous decisions… we’ve got it all.

You can see the full list of our whiskeys here!

NEWEST UNLEASH!SMALL MELONS SHANDYRelation to our Voluptuous Melons only a milder taste. Small Melons aren't for everyon...
06/12/2026

NEWEST UNLEASH!

SMALL MELONS SHANDY
Relation to our Voluptuous Melons only a milder taste. Small Melons aren't for everyone. A Travis Kelsey favorite. 5.5%

The World Cup kicks off today! Whether you call it football or soccer, we can all agree the best way to watch is with a ...
06/11/2026

The World Cup kicks off today! Whether you call it football or soccer, we can all agree the best way to watch is with a cold beer.
Catch the action at Satire ⚽️🏆

Good things come early! In honor of upcoming Father's Day, our very own Tanner Waufle is bringing back his signature Roc...
06/10/2026

Good things come early! In honor of upcoming Father's Day, our very own Tanner Waufle is bringing back his signature Rocky Squirrels for a limited time starting TODAY!

If you've had one before, you already know. If you haven't, now's your chance to find out why it's become a Satire favorite. But don't wait too long... like all good things, the Rocky Squirrel won't be around forever.

ROCKY SQUIRRELS
Our Philly Cheesesteak in our tasty bread loaded with steak, onions, peppers, and melted cheese. Oh Adrienne!!!!!

NEWEST UNLEASH!NORTH LAGERCold crisp clean pilsner lager. Tastes like your drinking from an arctic river with a grizzly ...
06/10/2026

NEWEST UNLEASH!

NORTH LAGER
Cold crisp clean pilsner lager. Tastes like your drinking from an arctic river with a grizzly standing in it upstream. Well known fact they do not p*e in the water. 4.7%

Live music is back at Satire!Join us Friday, June 19th from 7PM to 9PM for an unplugged set from Love .45 right here at ...
06/09/2026

Live music is back at Satire!
Join us Friday, June 19th from 7PM to 9PM for an unplugged set from Love .45 right here at the brewery.

Cold beer, live music, and a reason to pretend you weren’t already planning to come to Satire that night anyway.

Grab your crew and come hang out with us.

NEWEST UNLEASH!WOODEN DILLDOOur dill loaded pickle beer aged in a Molly Brown Bourbon barrel. Pickle barrels are back. T...
06/07/2026

NEWEST UNLEASH!

WOODEN DILLDO
Our dill loaded pickle beer aged in a Molly Brown Bourbon barrel. Pickle barrels are back. This beer may be rough on some people. Ha ha. 7.5%

Join us tonight for LIVE music from 6:00pm-8:00pm!
06/06/2026

Join us tonight for LIVE music from 6:00pm-8:00pm!

Address

12136 Grant Circle Unit B
Thornton, CO
80241

Opening Hours

Tuesday 3pm - 10pm
Wednesday 3pm - 10pm
Thursday 3pm - 10pm
Friday 12pm - 10pm
Saturday 12pm - 10pm
Sunday 12pm - 8pm

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