09/02/2026
Look, We won't sit here and beg you to come in today. We're just gonna present our specials and let you make the choice.
🥩Exhibit A: Steak melts. Its filling, cheesy, and it's a weapon of mass satisfaction. What more needs to be said? It's Perfect.
🌶️Exhibit B: Our chef woke up at 3 am, stared at the ceiling and thought: "They're gonna hate me for this, but I'm liquefying the poppers."
And just like that, the chicken jalapeño popper soup was born. It's creamy. It's spicy. It completely violates the law of physics.
(Our chef seems to enjoy taking the structural integrity out of foods)
🍫Exhibit C: Didn't think we were messy enough already? Get even messier by indulging in a s'mores bar.
None of the following camping restrictions required:
❌Campfire
❌Tent
❌ unleashing your bowels in the great outdoors.
Raccoons are preferably prohibited.
You can enjoy the s'mores directly in the bistro with us.
We better see you today. I wont ask again.