06/30/2026
🚨 PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT 🚨
From your friends at Alfonso’s Pizzeria
Unfortunately, we cannot accept money that has been pulled from your chest or from your socks.
While we know it may seem harmless to some of you, cash stored in sweaty clothing is unsanitary, and for the health and comfort of our staff and fellow customers, we simply cannot accept it.
✅ Use your wallet or purse.
✅ Keep cash in your pocket.
❌ Socks are for feet…not fifties.
We promise we’re not trying to be difficult we’re just trying to keep our restaurant as clean and sanitary as possible for everyone.
Thank you for understanding, for making our jobs a little less fragrant and for helping us keep Alfonso’s clean!
❤️ We love you. We just don’t love crevice money.
— Your friends at Alfonso’s Pizzeria