06/06/2026
📢 ATTENTION INVOLUNTARY ADULTS 📢
If you come here looking for sanity today... keep driving. 🚗💨
Yes, we are actively brewing because you maniacs keep drinking us dry. 🍻 To cope with the stress, we let the kitchen make the rules today, and they chose mutiny: 🏴☠️🔥
NEW ON TAP: Reds Hefe! 🌾🍋 Crisp, refreshing, and perfect for drinking while inhaling the beautiful smell of the Starrucca Paddle Board Lager actively brewing in the back. 🏄♂️💨
The Triple Threat Pie: 🍕 Big pep, small pep, cup-n-char, and a hot honey drizzle. 🍯🔥 Apparently, you can never have too much pepperoni, and it’s 90% of the reason our jeans are tight. 👖😂
Corn Chowder: 🌽🥣 Thick, creamy, and tastes like a compliment from someone who actually likes you. Be your corny self. 😵💫
If Mother Nature behaves, the garage doors are open. ☀️🍃 If she throws a tantrum, the AC is on. 🥶 Either way, eat your soup and don't question our methods. 🤫
Come get weird with us. 🥴 The beer is cold, the pizza is hot, the soup is... also hot, the staff is moderately supervised and the vibes are.. you get what you get. ✨🍻🍕🌽☀️