08/22/2026
🚨 SATURDAY AT OLD SMASHINS: SEND HELP. OR COFFEE. OR BOTH. 🚨
Now that I have your attention….
Good morning all you beautiful Saturday degenerates! ☀️🍳🍔🍹
We’re OPEN at 6 AM because sleep is optional and breakfast is a lifestyle. 😂
And remember: how can you drink all day if you don’t start in the morning? Better come and visit us!
Mike will have you covered. Bloodys, screwdrivers, mimosas,
coffee, and whatever other questionable breakfast beverages your heart desires. 🍹☕️
Meanwhile, Nola will be in the kitchen slinging up the BEST breakfast this side of Oconto County. Come hungry. Leave happy. Hopefully still upright. 😂
🍔 LUNCH:
Nola & Hailey are throwing down for Throwback Saturday!
What exactly is the throwback today? Heck if we know. 🤣
Could be a burger from the past. Could be a chicken sandwich? We haven’t made it that far into the morning yet and Our brains are still loading ask me at 11 orrrrrrr………
STOP IN AND SEE WHAT TODAY’S SPECIAL ENDS UP BEING! 😂
🌙 DINNER:
Keep your eye out for DOUBLE TROUBLE. 👀🔥
It’s Teagan and I on for your dinner and night life!!!
Get ready. Buckle up. Tighten your seatbelt. Hide your children. Tell your friends.
Because…. Im off tomorrow and I feel thirsty. 🤘🏼😂 (best of luck to you Teagan)😆🔥
If you do not see a post tomorrow morning …it’s because I have self induced sickness
📍 Old Smashins
🍳 Breakfast starts at 6 AM
🍔 Lunch at 11 AM
🔥 Dinner tonight
Saturday has entered the chat.. and we are ready!….ok…well I’m Pretty sure we are ….at least there’s a 78% chance that we are 100% ready 😂🍳🍹 go sports! ⚽️ 🏀🏈⚾️🥎🎾🏐🎱🧶🔮🏸🏒🏑🥍🏏🏒