Pythagoras Conscious Food Philosophy

06/06/2026

06/05/2026

🚨 HOUSTON, GET READY! 🚨
We’re bringing the BEST vegan border-town Mexican food we’ve ever tasted to our new Heights location with a very special pop-up collaboration featuring our friends 🔥🌮🔥
We’ve tried their:

💣Signature Texas-Style Brisket
🔥 Carne Asada
🥵 Al Pastor

And honestly... the flavor is unreal. Authentic, bold, smoky, and packed with everything you love about great Mexican food 100%
The moment we tasted it, we knew we had to share it with our Houston family.
For this special pop-up event, you’ll be served by the queens themselves, Chef Dom & Mrs. Redd, grilling up their signature dishes fresh and hot right in front of you as well as their award winning Creme de Jamaica Mocktail.
Mark your calendar—you do NOT want to miss this one.
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🎉 Cinco de Mayo 2027
👀 More details coming soon...

Tag your vegan bestie!
Cinco de Mayo 2027 is about to get a whole lot more delicious. Stay tuned..💥🛸

06/02/2026

🍕 Get A X-Large 16 inch Pepperoni Calzone for ONLY $20 EVERY TUESDAY! Dine-in, carryout or order online for Pickup and Delivery only on our website. (Friendly reminder we only have 25 days remaining until our last day in Sugar Land June 27th, take advantage of our specials while you can)
👊👽

05/16/2026

Prince of Persia 👑

05/08/2026

we’ve heard you! 👽💥🛸
Even though Sugar Land will always be home, we now know where our UFO landing site is wanted most.
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We’ll be taking a much needed family vacation from June 14th–19th to reset and get ready for the new chapter. Since this falls during our final weeks in Sugar Land, the restaurant will remain open, with our amazing team running the mothership while we (Jaime & Roozi) are away.
Because they won’t have our extra hands, we’ve simplified the menu and adjusted our hours to make things easier for them. We kindly ask for your patience and support if you visit during that time, we appreciate you more than you know! We’ll be back for our final week with a full menu, and June 27th will mark our last day in Sugar Land.
We’ll reopen in as soon as everything is ready. As many of you know, permitting can take some time, but we’ll keep you updated every step of the way including the exact address once everything is completed.
While this new chapter takes us a bit farther from home, we’re incredibly grateful and excited! we truly believe this is the right move. Thank you for growing with us.
And if you haven’t already, please go support our lovely friends at 🌱 🌱They’ll be the only vegan restaurant in the Sugar Land area, with amazing food and wonderful people, we eat there every week! 👽❤️‍🔥

05/06/2026

Happy early Mother’s Day! 💐
Skip the usual flowers and cards this year! give Mom something she’ll actually remember: a night full of laughter! Bring her out to our comedy show this Friday and make it a night to smile about.
Plus, it’s our last show before we move to our new location, and tickets are going fast 💨 grab yours before we sell out!
And don’t forget—this Sunday, all moms get a free mimosa 🥂 so come celebrate Mother’s Day brunch with us! Reservations are highly recommended.
Let’s make Mom laugh this weekend ❤️

04/28/2026

Eat the spectrum taste the spectrum feel the spectrum 🌈

04/22/2026

is calling your name! That pizza crunch in a noisy kitchen sounds amazing, but even better at home with free wings and a closed door! This is Our X-Large 4cheese garlic naan with added pepperoni and mushrooms! Score free half dozen wings (ANY wing sauce ANY dipping sauce) with your ANY X-Large pizza purchase every Wednesday at Pythagoras 👽🍄🍕Available: Dine-in, carryout or order online for Delivery or pickup ONLY on our website 💥🛸

04/17/2026

🚨FINAL COMEDY SHOW🚨Here at Sugar Land, we will be relocating to our new location in by the end of summer. Our last day of operation here in Sugar Land will be June 27th. We will make a detailed post about our modified schedule and hours for our last month at our current location. We are also finally going announce our new location in so stay tuned for that. 🫶👽❤️‍🔥
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Come join us here Friday May 8th at the Mothership for our last comedy show with come laugh with us and have a great time at our FINAL EVENT here at this location!
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Please Note: Friday May 8th we open to public until 5:30pm for dine-in, tickets needed after 5:30 or order online for takeout. If you are planning to eat before the show we (highly recommend) showing up by 6:30 to ensure you have enough time! Yes you can eat and drink during the show but you want to make sure you got your orders in before show starts at 8pm. Get tix ONLINE, link is available on our website. Tickets will be more expensive at the door. Restaurant will be closed for the night once show is over. 🫶🏼👽❤️‍🔥
*(May Contain Adult Content)*

04/09/2026

Girl math… go to Pythagoras Conscious Food Philosophy on Free Wing Wednesday, put the wings & salad on TOP of the pizza! 🍕