Stony Brook McDonals

05/09/2023

I know it's been a while since the GRINCH tore me down to build a large macron collider.

I just want to assure any of our new customers that behind that bleak, sad interior, blocking the view of the kitchen and inner workings of our lair, that we DO NOT hire anyone under 10.

Even we have standards.

Thank you and have Mac-ass Tonight

CHICAGO—Following an investigation from the U.S. Department of Labor, McDonald’s was under fire Monday for reportedly employing a 7-year-old Grimace. “We discovered this young Grimace late one night at McDonald’s, working all alone, without breaks or even pay,” said department spokesperson...

06/21/2022

UPDATE: Due to the global pandemic upending the global supply chain, it's taking us a little longer finishing construction of the Triple Angus High Energy Particle Collider. Please bear with us during this difficult time, but I want to promise my most loyal customers ... Coming soon you will get to eat Triple Angus burgers cooked as fast as light speed and cooked with temperatures as hot as the sun 😎. That's the McDonals promise!

06/05/2022

Just want to let everyone know that we are temporarily closed. Please don't come visit us. Go get your Chicago Deep Dish Pizza up the road instead at Burger King. I'm lovin' it!

08/14/2020

Coming soon: Chateau de Stony Brook Mcdonals!

Come celebrate your special day with Mac Tonight at our soon to be renovated french castle. Who needs to go to Europe for your special day when you can indulge yourself right here on beautiful Long Island!

Act now for a special buy one wedding get second wedding FREE!!! We all know that statistically the first one is not going to work out. So remember to keep your coupon for your second wedding at any point down the road! You can't beat this offer!

03/19/2020

Come on down to our drive thru and practice social distancing. We'll give nothing for free, because Covid-19 is not something to joke about... This isn't a joke. Be kind. Be strong. We'll be back. Stay safe everyone!

10/04/2019

When the world is bringing me down, and the Triple McGangbang is not helping, I listen to my favorite band, Agony of the Fallen(AOTF). And if you vote for AOTF for the Battle of the Bands contest during the Bayside 11/13/19 NYC show (see link below) and you screenshot your vote and post it here, you will be eligible for a free Triple Whopper Baconator!!!!! Provided by your friendly neighborhood McDonals!!!

https://www.baysidebayside.com/nyc

Please don't sue me. And yeah. I sold out.. whatever

07/04/2019

Come on down for our 4th of July party in the parking lot. Quarter Pounder a grilled in the parking lot for $1.99 each. Cheaper than BBQ at home with your family and kids. I LOVE AMERICA!!!

06/17/2019

Hey all you Millennials, don't forget that you can come plop on down and netflix and chill with our Buy one Big Mac get free electricity and WiFi special! Now until June 31st!!!

05/09/2019

Don't forget the famous GrassClipping McEXTREME Burger from North Korea! Only $2.49!!! Starting June 5th! Also the TreeBark Nuggies for $1.49!!!!

04/01/2019

Make sure to order your Whopper today through the 4 for $4 daily special!!! Add a Frosty for $0.99!!!!

01/16/2019

Come and get some berders!!!

01/10/2019

Were gonna throw it back this Thursday to 1970 prices, because there are two things Mcdonals loves. It's and a time in America's history with great hardship for many.