Madam Smash

04/17/2026

I am so excited for this show! 😍

It's TIME Babies!!!

Tickets for Strange & Unusual: Burtonesque Burlesque have officially just dropped and that means you've got a teensy tiny window to get those choice seats right up in the action!!

We heard you last time and we're back and bigger than EVER in the big room at The Varsity in Carbondale. But don't worry, we still know how to make this the naughty, insane, interactive and unpredictable show you are there to see. So hurry and get those tickets lovers because THIS is the show to kick off Pride month that you do not want to miss!!!

Tickets & Info: https://www.eventcreate.com/e/burtonburlesque

01/19/2026

Happy Thursday, you delicious little devils. The week may be limping toward the finish line, but don’t get too comfortable, we aren't done with you yet. Soft at first glance and sharp on the bite, this next performer is here to ruin your composure and enjoy every second of it.

💗 Madam Smash - The Velvet Vixen 💗

Mischief wrapped in satin, Madam Smash serves lush curves, confident tease, and a slow-burning undercurrent of playful menace. She balances sweetness and strength with practiced ease, drawing you in close before taking her time turning up the heat. Every look is intentional, every movement a promise, and she delights in watching anticipation do the heavy lifting.

Silky, sly, and unapologetically indulgent, Madam Smash knows pleasure is best when it’s savored. She doesn’t rush the moment, she stretches it, toys with it, and lets it linger long after you thought you were ready. Consider yourself warned, pigeons - velvet can still leave a mark.

VIP tickets 🎟️ are selling fast. VIP and Reserved seats get guaranteed seating. Tickets here: https://www.eventcreate.com/e/palentinesday