10/14/2026
🚨 WELL, WELL, WELL… LOOK WHAT Y’ALL HAVE TALKED ME INTO. 🚨
Okay, you guys… after ALMOST 10 YEARS OF HARASSMENT, I have finally caved. 🙄😂
The majority of this harassment has come from Chad. CHAD. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE. And if you’re reading this, I hope you’re happy with yourself. 🤣
We’re going to give this MUFFALETTA a shot! 👀🥪
Now, before the food police come rolling into my comments with their opinions and pitchforks, let me go ahead and clarify something. 😂 This may not be your traditional muffaletta, so don't come at me with your family recipe, your Italian grandma's approval rating, or a 47-page dissertation on what makes a REAL muffaletta.
This is an ALVIN ORD'S STYLE MUFFALETTA. We do things our way around here, and if you know us, you already know that! 😉🥪
Now, just because we try something doesn't mean it's here to stay forever and ever, amen. 🙏😂 Sometimes y'all request things, we make them, they do great for a hot minute… and then they disappear faster than my patience on a Monday. 🤦♀️
So the BIG question is…
👇 IS THE MUFFALETTA HERE FOR THE LONG HAUL, OR IS THIS JUST A TEMPORARY VISIT? 👇
That, my friends, is entirely up to YOU!
If you want it to stick around, you’d better show it some love. Because I cannot keep listening to Chad for another 10 years. I simply do not have the emotional capacity. 😂😂
Come give it a try and let us know what you think! And Chad… I hope you’re prepared to take full responsibility for this situation. 🤣
