Titty F**k: Beers & Broads

06/19/2020

Son of a bitch! F**k!

Well, looks like you a-holes win! Toilet Saloon will be reverting to its previous owner, though due to some complicated legal documentation it will now be known as Toby Keith's Specific S*x Act: Beers & Weirs.

Thanks a lot, di*****ds.

https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-the-outland-complex-survive-covid19

06/18/2020

What's up, motherf**kers? I own this bitch now!

That's right, a cherished local haven of live music, female bartenders in bikinis, and the delicious Fireball-flavored whiskey drink is now owned by your favorite local rapper with NEARLY ten monthly listeners on Spotify!!

I know a lot of this community loved Specific S*x Act: Beers & Weirs, previously known as T***y F**k: Beers & Broads, and to endear myself to the active downtown scene which will help my business survive, I just want to say this: F**k off! Go to hell! Anybody that doesn't appreciate my dog s**t combination Saloon Slash Sports Bar (?) is NOT allowed to perform at my awful venue.

As an aside, there were a s**tload of Vizio television sets in here, which I will be selling at a steep discount to help pay for the $10,000 I owe in unpaid child support. Thanks!

Sincerely,
Best Choice-Brand Post Malone

https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-the-outland-complex-survive-covid19

06/18/2020

I don't have Photoshop installed right now so just close your eyes and pretend I did a whole relevant thing where we were rebranding as a "Saloon" run by a racist Post Malone knockoff. Content!

03/24/2020

02/05/2019

considering rebranding as a Chowder REstaurant

05/17/2018

Looks like someone HAD a case of the Mondays.

10/18/2015

A one year ago today are good and cool bar was destroyed in a fire cause by a convoluted week-long series of event. But every time you hoot and holler at a sexy bikini girl or maybe even looking at some nice pics of girl on-line, the T***y F**k: Bar dream lives on. Thanks you to everyone for your support and someday we'll all share a shot of Fireball cinnamon ball whiskey drink together,.

02/03/2015

I heard the sad news today that a local business, Squeeze Play: Bikinis Bar, gone out of business, and it's always sad to hear things like this happen to a local business here in town. One of my nephew's does video editing so I paid him a couple hundred bucks to put together a touching tribute video with a pretty sounding song called Enya on it, it's a pretty good video and I'm proud of him. It is sad to hear about Squeeze Play going out of business, especially with the troubles that T***y F**k: Beers & Broads AKA Specific S*x Act: Beers & Weirs faced in 2014 (lots of trolling from liberals, Fireball cinnamon brand whiskey labelled quote-unquote "poisonous" by the FDA, bar burning down in a convoluted accident), but in spite of all this, I think 2015 will be our year. We had a successful Kick Starter campaign in which we raised $184,000, we'll have even MORE TV's (Sanyo), and a Nintendo Wii. I believe with your support, we can make T***y F**k AKA Squeeze Play Springfield Missouri's very first bar! 2015 is our year!

I had my nephew make up this video in tribute to a local business that gone out of business. Always sad when this happens we will miss you and your great dri...

11/25/2014

We've been thinking about having "themed" dance parties once the bar is rebuilt... how does this look to everyone?

10/24/2014

Early morning working on a new logo for potential rebranding, I thought I'd go for something a little more family-friendly and newspaper-safe. Let us know what you think!

10/17/2014

Many of you have probably already heard the sad news but I figured I owed it to the dear fans of T***y F**k: Bar & Grill to make a post even though I am fighting back tears right now. According to the fire marshall, at around 9AM a small electrical fire broke out on the electrical outlet I was used to power the eight replacement miniature mini fridges and some of our Vizio TV sets. It look's like the fire grew quickly and unfortunately I had stored the 18 cases of Jose Cuérvo directly in front of this outlet until Margaritavilla Friday later tonight.

The fire marshall said when the fire reached the cases they exploded and turned the store in to a "literal fire ball" (fire marshall's exact words, I realize the irony here) and most of the building was gone before the fire department even got there. I'm really saddened by the loss of what I think was a great bar and a great part of Springfield's fantastic down town scene (It's All Down Town!), and some unreplacable things was lost in this fire... my design documents for the Margaritaville T***y F**k shot (patent pending), the fu**in cool as hell sword I got at the STD Flea Market, and the Macbook Air I bought to design are logo.

But most of all I'll miss the memory's made here at T***y F**k. These last nine days were some of the best days of my life and I'll never forget them, even though those memory's are gone now. I'll never forget kickin back with some Buds with some of you watching the Cardinals team play on our Vizio television sets, and of course last (and first, and only...) Margaritaville Friday was outstanding and I'll never forget the joyous look on Seth goodwing's face after he tried my margaritaville shot. I feel like T***y F**k really brought some much needed culture to the down town Springfield scene and I hope it's legacy lives on. But for now it's a somber night now that the bar of my dreams is gone, ashes in the wind as the song goes. I'd like to link a different song that echos the mood I'm feeling tonight, I hope you all will listen to it and join me in a moment of silence as the song plays. Thank you, all of you, for supporting this bar. Hell yeah. --Jesse "Mightbearedneck" Williams, owner & CEO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGGB3C-q4wM

10/16/2014

Hell yeah!! Party time!! Tonight only FIREBALL WHISKY SHOTS are buy one get one free!! That means you get two Firebball Whiskey Shot for only 50 cents!!!! F**kin fantastic deal right there!! But the exciting news is what I got planned for tomorrow, I got 18 cases of Jose Cuervo sittin in the bar ready for us to drink for tomorrow night's second ever Margaritaville Friday event!! We're gonna have a fu**in great time!! Hell fu**in yeah!! Come on in tonight and see the girls in there bras and panty's and just enjoy the fireball whiskey and have a great time!! T***y Fuuuuuck!!