The Stupid Cow Cafe

The Stupid Cow Cafe An outstanding little Breakfast joint with real home cooking and great atmosphere... as much as can be done from scratch IS!

Operating as usual


Good Morning Cow Tippers!!
Breakfast is on.
It is now up to you!!
See you soon.


Good Morning Cow Tippers!
Smoke be-Damned we are open and ready to burn your breakfast... we can today, because with the Smoke nobody will notice🤣🤣🤣. Honestly come in we will make you forget about smoke with a great Breakfast and a cup of coffee..... and Both of the girls will be smiling and ready to seat you.


Good Morning Cow Tippers! Do you remember when our parents would say “we are the reason we cannot have nice things”?
Well today’s youth have become the very essence of that statement.


Good Morning
Cow Tippers!
Amazing weekend for Breakfast, come in say hello and have a bite!


Good Morning Cow Tippers!
Be patient the Stupid Cow has had another big problem in the kitchen. Equipment failure. Will be fixed by morning..breakfast still going just slower!


Cow Tippers AWAKE!
Breakfast and Coffee!
Is waiting on you bring a friend have a bite see you soon...


Good Morning Cow Tippers!
Breakfast is a beautiful thing, come down grab a bite and a smile from Vanessa!


Good Morning
Cow Tippers!
Breakfast and coffee are waiting on you here!
At The Stupid Cow Cafe!


Good Morning
Cow tippers!
Vanessa is serving up breakfast and smiles!
Cats Rule! Cows Drool.

Fresh out of the oven! Waiting for gravy.....and you

Fresh out of the oven! Waiting for gravy.....and you


If you don’t like how the Cow operates please please go elsewhere! Masks, no masks!
Just don’t be a RAT!!!
Snitches suck.....
This is going to devide this country faster than Race relations..... I WILL BE MOVING THE COW TO ANOTHER STATE!!! This is no longer just a thought on paper. I will put all my efforts into removing my business from Washington as the LIBERAL POLITICS are at work to destroy small business....


Doors are open all fixed and cleaned up!
Come see us at the Cow !!


Ok Cow Tippers! We are still having issues with plumbing! We will open as soon as we get it handled!
See you all soon!


Good Morning Cow Tippers!
Looks like all repairs will be completed by Tuesday and we will have breakfast ready on Wednesday!
See you then!!!!


Good Morning Cow Tippers! Due to unforeseen issues we will temporarily close for repairs and maint. Also to give employees a health break!
See you in a few days.


Good Morning Cow Tippers!!
We are still alive and kicking..
Come have a bite


He wants to do it again????
Not ok at all

I Love Pets

I Love Pets

You can order it right here:


Good Morning Cow Tippers!
The dining room is open.
The Patio is Open.
Come in grab a bite to start your Day!


Good Morning Cow Tippers!
VOTE them out!
The madness needs to stop! We are a free people and they want to take that from US!



This is our Stance on the Repugnant Jay Inslee’s Decree

This is our Stance on the Repugnant Jay Inslee’s Decree


Good Morning Tippers!!! Happy Father’s Day to all..
Bring him or her down for a bite and a smile...

Nuff Said!!!!

Nuff Said!!!!


Good Morning Cow Tippers!
Bacon is on sausage is sizzling, Norm and Claire are waiting to make your eggs exactly how you want them..
C’mon down and don’t worry we won’t Protest you exercising your right to Breakfast!!!


The Stupid Cow has all your Breakfast desires at our hooves!
Come on in grab a bite to eat. Sit on the Patio or inside. Maybe take it to-go..
But we are open for your enjoyment.


Good Morning Cow Tippers!
It’s great to see the groups coming back to have a bite to eat.
The Veterans,the bikes,the walkers, the talkers... good to see you all!!!!


Good Morning Cow Tippers!
Lots of TO-GO orders but want to remind everyone we are definitely open for dine in service as well. Hope to see your pretty faces.


Good Morning Cow Tippers!!
It’s Monday and after all the Riots and stupidity come down to the Cow for a good meal and a sense of sanity!!


Good Morning Cow Tippers!!!
We are open for dining in service. Come in and see the girls smile!


Good Morning Cow Tippers!!
On This Memorial Day please think of our Fallen who gave ALL to this great country! Go support them, by supporting a vet owned business and live like the left doesn’t want you too!!! The Stupid Cow Cafe!


Good Morning Cow Tippers!
We are open both for dining in and take out...its time we captured our god given right to Breakfast!!
See you soon!


Hey Cow Tippers!
Our phones are down!!
(Of course)
We are open. Inside seating and eating. TOGO orders can be placed on messenger for the Cow...


Goodmorning cow tippers!
This is Ali here at the cow, we are having trouble with our phones!
If you'd like to place a togo order, come on down or shoot us a message on here and we will get it done for you!
Thank you for your patience, and welcome back!!


17416 E. Sprague Ave
Spokane Valley, WA

Opening Hours

Monday 06:30 - 14:00
Tuesday 06:30 - 14:00
Wednesday 06:30 - 14:00
Thursday 06:30 - 14:00
Friday 06:30 - 14:00
Saturday 06:30 - 14:00
Sunday 06:30 - 14:00


(509) 474-0816


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Thanks for a very tasty dinner at Curleys!
Tha k you so much for the breakfast today, Dave Daley and the girls. It was great!
Hey Dave Daley, so I need to make a reservation for Sunday breakfast?
I miss this restaurant 😔 the taco omelette, country fried steak, and the potatoes that went with it. 🤤 Our waitress was the best everytime.♥️ Can't wait for the day my husband, son and I can walk here again and eat.
Hey we miss you guys!! Are you doing carry out?
Ali was right the Pancakes are addicting that's all I've thought about all day, after have them this morning!!! might have to go again tomorrow !
Fabulous Valentine’s Day brunch at The Stupid Cow in Spokane! With Amie Morrison Baxter Heather Harward
This morning was my husband & my second time eating here. Good food and service. I love biscuits & gravy and they had some of the best I’ve eaten in a restaurant. It’s definitely on our ‘to-do’ list when we travel to Spokane.
Q: I heard a rumor you folks were mooooving to across the street into the building that's being renovated just west of the school ( the one that was a second hand shop ... ??? True or No ?
This is Ali. She will treat you like family when you visit her for breakfast or lunch at The Stupid Cow on Sprague and Appleway. The Trainwreck is as awfully good as it sounds!!!
Best breakfast we’ve had since I don’t remember when! And the service is the friendliest around!