La Mexicana Restaurant & Bar

09/16/2026

POV: Your kid spends $40 in the claw machine without asking…
Mom confiscates prizes: “Thank you for your questionable financial decisions.”
Kid: 😭😭😭 *throws themselves down*
Mom: “And here’s your lesson in consequences.”
So now WHILE SUPPLIES LAST: Free mystery prize with any meal!
Because apparently we have an overstock problem. 😅 🎁😂

Extra note: this unfortunately has happened more than once. Where’s the Sheriff’s Department when you need them.

09/11/2026

Y’all know how we aim to please those taste buds!🤪Now serving homemade Horchata!💕

Horchata is a sweet, creamy, rice-based drink flavored with cinnamon and vanilla.😍

09/06/2026

I know. I own a Mexican restaurant.
I KNOW. But I’ve officially reached my “if I see one more taco, I’m going to lose it” era.

Tonight, I just really needed a crispy chicken wrap with chipotle sauce. 🌯

I spend all day surrounded by tacos, burritos, enchiladas and queso, and tonight the taste buds were protesting it all. 💀

09/01/2026

Taco Tuesday Special:
American Tacos or Flautas just $11.99!
Order online, call in, or come in and have lunch!

08/29/2026

Us working very very much, Elena sleeping in the storage room.

😂😂😂😂

08/22/2026

We sold out yesterday of Al Pastor!
Manuel clocked in early this morning because (translated from Spanish) “They love me! I can’t leave them with cravings!”
Fresh Al Pastor for Manuel’s fans 😉

08/19/2026

Help us wish a very Happy Birthday to La Patrona! 🥳🎂

She’s the whip that keeps us all in line and working! 😂 I personally don’t think I’d have my sanity without her presence. She works so hard behind the scenes to make sure every little detail is better, and we are so grateful for everything she does.

Happy Birthday, La Patrona! We hope your day is as amazing as you are! 🎉❤️👑

08/11/2026

Feels so good to start the week with perfectly made rice! ❤️

Elena had a mishap end of last week!! (Sorry guys, she’s human just like the rest of you!)

08/08/2026

🔥Alright, which one of you created this trend!?🔥
I was shocked to continually receive the following order these past few days:
🌯The California Burrito
➕Add Shrimp
➕Add Maria’s Way(AKA queso and jalapeño sauce inside)

Y’all aren’t afraid to get creative!

I found out it was posted to Facebook somewhere and now here I’m am trying the latest customer invention 😂

(This is a mini version for myself)

08/07/2026

This upcoming Monday! Aug 10th our neighbors at New Hope Church Sisseton are giving out school supplies for FREE! And will have door prizes, hot dogs and chips! We will see you guys there!

Just 2 weeks away now!
Free School Supply Give Away!
Monday, 8/10/26 5-7pm
For grades K-8!
See flier for more information and spread the word!