10/16/2026
Oh, we could write a novel about Glenda!
She can tell a tale that’ll leave you wondering whether it’s real or not! (It usually is!) She’s the person who says what everyone else is thinking but doesn’t dare say out loud. And somehow, you love her for it.
Glenda is blunt, says what she means, and has absolutely no problem telling you exactly what she thinks. She’s one of those rare people who could tell you to go eat $ #!% and somehow you’d thank her for it! That’s a special talent, folks!
October is Glenda’s favorite month, and not because of pumpkin spice or pretty fall colors. She loves scary movies, and the more terrifying, the better! She’s also an avid reader who enjoys thrillers, horror, and true crime. Apparently, Glenda likes a good scare in just about every form.
But there’s a softer side to all that sass, too. She absolutely adores her schnauzer, Vincent. If you’re walking down the street with your dog and she waves to you, don’t get too excited. She’s waving at your dog, not you!
Actually, Glenda loves pretty much all animals. Snakes and spiders? Not so much. She’d rather jump out a window than deal with a spider!
She also enjoys spending time with friends and going to musicals and plays. And while some people dread thunderstorms, they actually make Glenda happy.
A couple of things she could do without? Hot weather, annoying or needy people, and anyone who mistreats animals. That last one is especially important to her.
Glenda is funny, genuine, refreshingly honest, and one of those people who makes life a whole lot more enjoyable. You always know where you stand with her, and that’s something to be appreciated.
She’s a fan favorite around here, and for good reason. We sure do love our G! ❤️
