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Dark Brews is your MOBILE eternal, legally-questionable stop for caffeine powerful enough to wake your soul, and make you rethink every life choice that led you here We sling specialty coffees, dirty sodas/energy drinks that laugh in the face of normal

Okay ghouls, we need to talk.Yesterday we warned you.Today we warned you.Yet somehow approximately 1,826.6 of you still ...
06/05/2026

Okay ghouls, we need to talk.

Yesterday we warned you.
Today we warned you.

Yet somehow approximately 1,826.6 of you still rolled up asking:
"Y’all got any more of that BB BOMB?" 👀🍌

Ma'am.
Sir.
Gremlin.

You all watched it sell out in real time.

The good news is because we love enabling bad decisions and caffeinated chaos, THE BB BOMB WILL RETURN TOMORROW at the Appalachian All-Star Volleyball Tournament in Ferndale.

And honestly, the real MVP here is Ms. Keelin, who stayed after hours helping me make TWO giant batches because apparently one batch wasn't enough for the banana-obsessed army we've accidentally created. 🖤🙌🏼

At this point we're not even sure we're a coffee company anymore. We may just be a banana distribution center with an espresso machine.

So tomorrow:
🍌 BB BOMB is back.
☕ Caffeine will be caffeinating.
💀 The Chaos Crypt will be fully operational.

And if the rumors floating around the crypt are true...

A brand-new banana creation is dropping next week.

That's right.
Instead of seeking help, we're doubling down. 😌🍌

See you tomorrow, you potassium-powered weirdos. 🖤💀☕🍌

☕💀 GOOD MORNING, GHOULS 💀☕The Chaos Crew has once again divided and conquered because apparently caffeine waits for no o...
06/05/2026

☕💀 GOOD MORNING, GHOULS 💀☕

The Chaos Crew has once again divided and conquered because apparently caffeine waits for no one.

🖤 Galleria Johnstown | 9-3

🚨 FILL A TRAY FRIDAY 🚨
ANY 4 boring-sized drinks for $28
Because making responsible financial decisions is hard, but buying four drinks at once feels right.

🖤 M&M'S Hair Design (Goucher St.) | 9-2
🥪 Breakfast Sammies are hot, the trailer is stocked, and we're ready to serve up your daily dose of caffeine and poor decision-making.

⚰️ Friendly warning from the Menu Cemetery:
This may be one of the LAST weekends for the current menu.

So if you've been obsessing over a drink, talking about it like it's a family member, or threatening to riot when we change flavors... now is your chance. Some of these drinks are about to be laid to rest in the flavor graveyard. 🪦

Don't cry in our comments next week when your favorite disappears into the darkness.
See you soon, you caffeinated little crypt creatures. 🖤☕💀🫠

💀☕️ ATTENTION GHOULS ☕️💀We honestly don't know what to say... which is rare because most of the time we have entirely to...
06/04/2026

💀☕️ ATTENTION GHOULS ☕️💀

We honestly don't know what to say... which is rare because most of the time we have entirely too much to say.

To everyone who voted, shared, tagged us, screamed our name into the void, bribed your friends with caffeine (allegedly), or even just thought "hey, those weird coffee people are kinda cool"...

THANK YOU.

Tonight we were honored with a Maggie Award for and we're still trying to process it.

Mostly because we're distracted by the fact that it's apparently an award for people with big mugs.
Which, if you've seen our cup collection, feels extremely on brand.

The truth is Dark Brews was built on a lot of crazy ideas, late nights, early mornings, caffeine, sarcasm, determination, and a healthy amount of "let's try it and see what happens."

And somehow... you feral little gremlins keep showing up.

You show up for the buckets.
You show up for the loaded drinks.
You show up for the spooky vibes.
You show up for the chaos.

And sometimes you show up just to stand there and tell us about your day, which means more than you'll ever know.

Every line at the trailer.
Every sold-out special.
Every event booking.
Every comment.
Every share.
Every person wearing our merch.
Every giant mug being carried around like a trophy.
It all matters.

2026 isn't even close to over and you've already made this one of the most incredible years we've ever had.

So from the bottom of our black little caffeinated hearts...

Thank you for believing in us when we had nothing but a purple trailer, a dream, and enough espresso to make poor decisions confidently.

Now let's keep growing.
Let's keep being weird.
Let's keep caffeinating the masses.

And let's see how much more chaos we can cause before 2027.

And a side shoutout to LEO at the Galleria Johnstown for giving us the creative freedom to unleash our chaos for you all at the Mall

Love,
Your Award-Winning Chaos Dealers 🖤💀🏆☕️

🚨 TODAY'S THE DAY, GHOULS 🚨The BB BOMB 💣 has officially arrived and she is every bit as scrumptious as we hoped.Banana 🍌...
06/04/2026

🚨 TODAY'S THE DAY, GHOULS 🚨

The BB BOMB 💣 has officially arrived and she is every bit as scrumptious as we hoped.

Banana 🍌 + Biscoff 🤎 = a combo so good it should probably come with a warning label.

We'll be serving up caffeine, chaos, and poor financial decisions from 9:00-3:00 at the Galleria Johnstown today.

🥪 Breakfast Sammie's are on the menu too, because apparently some of you require actual food before your caffeine-induced shenanigans begin.

⚠️ The BB BOMB is a while supplies last special. Once she's gone, she's gone. No emergency meetings. No petitions. No angry DMs. No "can you check in the back?"

So don't sleep on it. Get here early, grab a BB BOMB, snag a breakfast sammie, and start your day the Dark Brews way.

See you soon, ghouls. ☕💀💜🖤

🍌🚨 THE BANANA MENACE RETURNS 🚨🍌You all bullied us into bringing Banana back... so here we are.But we couldn't just leave...
06/04/2026

🍌🚨 THE BANANA MENACE RETURNS 🚨🍌

You all bullied us into bringing Banana back... so here we are.

But we couldn't just leave it alone.

This time we've added one of your all-time favorites... BISCOFF. 😏

Introducing the BB BOMB 💣
A banana-packed masterpiece loaded with Biscoff goodness that is about to have some of you rearranging your entire day just to get one.

⚠️ Available while supplies last.

And judging by how you all act when Banana shows up, that may not be very long.

We'll also have breakfast sandwiches ready to go because caffeine on an empty stomach is a bold strategy.

📍 Galleria Johnstown
⏰ 9:00 AM - 3:00 PM

Come early, grab a BB Bomb, and let's make questionable caffeine decisions together.

The crypt is on the move this month 🙌🏼🖤
06/03/2026

The crypt is on the move this month 🙌🏼🖤

🚨 CHANGE OF PLANS, GHOULS 🚨Well... today's Walmart adventure got rerouted before it even started.There was an issue with...
06/03/2026

🚨 CHANGE OF PLANS, GHOULS 🚨
Well... today's Walmart adventure got rerouted before it even started.

There was an issue with parking today (absolutely NOT Walmart management's fault, so let's keep the pitchforks holstered and be kind 💜).

As many of you know, that location is near and dear to my heart. My late mama worked there, so we always love being able to serve that community. We'll be back as soon as the parking situation gets sorted out.

UNTIL THEN...
The Chaos Crypt has relocated to the Galleria Johnstown where we're slinging breakfast sandwiches, caffeine, poor financial decisions, and emotional support in a cup from 9:30 AM - 3:00 PM.

So if you were planning on seeing us at Walmart today, just make a slight detour and follow the smell of espresso and questionable life choices.
See you soon, feral little caffeinated gremlins. 🖤☕💀

OUT OF OFFICE ⚰️I am taking a personal day today.Which means I will not be answering emails, DM's, texts, comments, book...
06/02/2026

OUT OF OFFICE ⚰️
I am taking a personal day today.
Which means I will not be answering emails, DM's, texts, comments, booking inquiries, questions, concerns, complaints, compliments, or emergency notifications regarding your cousin's neighbor's dog.

And while we're here...
Can we all agree that if you send a message and don't get a response within 2-5 minutes, the appropriate next step is NOT:

❌ Another message
❌ A DM
❌ An email
❌ A text
❌ A comment on a random Facebook post from 2024
❌ Contacting me through every platform known to mankind

Friends...
I own a coffee company.
Not an air traffic control tower.

If I don't answer immediately, I haven't fallen into a sinkhole.

I'm either busy or, in today's case, intentionally unavailable.

Please allow me the opportunity to enjoy one day without my phone sounding like a slot machine.
🖤☕💀

After what felt like 47 emails, 12 calendar checks, and at least 3 caffeine-fueled panic moments... the contract is offi...
06/02/2026

After what felt like 47 emails, 12 calendar checks, and at least 3 caffeine-fueled panic moments... the contract is officially signed. 🖤☕️

We have officially locked in a BIG fall festival and we are absolutely stoked to be part of it this year.

The Chaos Crypt will be rolling in loaded with caffeine, questionable levels of enthusiasm, and enough drinks to keep the entire festival functioning.

Now for the important part...
👀 Where do you think we're headed?

Drop your guesses below ⬇️

We'll give you one hint:
🍂 It's BIG.
☕ It needs caffeine.
💀 We can't wait.

Let the feral guessing begin. 🖤🙌🏼🎃🍁

Alright you feral potassium enthusiasts… 🍌Y’all loved banana so much that we’ve officially made the executive decision t...
06/02/2026

Alright you feral potassium enthusiasts… 🍌

Y’all loved banana so much that we’ve officially made the executive decision to turn it into a series.
That’s right. A brand new banana creation will be dropping until our caffeine-fueled brains run out of questionable but delicious ideas.

So tell us… 👀
What do you think the next banana combo is?

The Banana Chronicles continue… and honestly, we’re all just along for the ride at this point. ☕💀🍌

We mayyy think about selling containers of it… mayyybee 🤷🏻‍♀️

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