10/15/2020
Taco logic
“When it’s done properly, taco should be a verb.” – Jonathan Gold
“Don’t judge your taco by its price.” – Hunter S. Thompson
“Thank you, hard taco shells, for surviving the long journey from factory, to supermarket, to my plate and then breaking the moment I put something inside you. Thank you.” – Jimmy Fallon
“Great art is horsesh*t, buy tacos.” – Charles Bukowski
“I don’t eat fast food often, but I love tacos. I could write prophetically about how perfect the taco is.” – Ken Baumann
“Tacos are like what the voices of a hundred angels singing Bob Dylan while sitting on rainbows and playing banjos would taste like if that sound were edible.” – Isabel Quintero
“Never underestimate how much assistance, how much satisfaction, how much comfort, how much soul and transcendence there might be in a well-made taco and a cold bottle of beer.” – Tom Robbins
“I wonder if anybody ever decided to commit su***de, then thought; but first I’m going to stop by that taco place I like so much.” – Dov Davidoff
“Tofu tacos are not Mexican. I think putting tofu on anything and calling it Mexican is an insult to my people.” – Simone Elkeles
“I don’t know much about the Supreme Court. If it’s anything like the Supreme Taco, it’s like a regular court, but with extra sour cream.” – Craig Ferguson
“The country of Mexico has just gotten its first Taco Bell. You’re Welcome. Finally, Mexicans will have access to… Mexican food. Bon appetit. I can’t imagine how confused they will be when they get a taco.” – Jon Stewart
“Little known fact, gentlemen. Tacos are the food of genius.” – Heather Brewer
“Everything goes better with tacos.” – Rachel Caine